04-07-2008, 12:49 PM
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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Geisha Guys
I've found a job for all you good looking guys.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapc...ef=mpstoryview
I saw the 5-minute feature on CNN - these guys are making out like bandits! $200000 a year!!!!! There are some rich, lonely women in Japan.
It's something I would consider for one night but the guys I saw in the feature looked too femme-y.
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04-07-2008, 12:56 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Where do I sign up?
Wait, if they're huge you dont have to plow them right? You can pick and choose?
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04-07-2008, 01:29 PM
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Locke
Where do I sign up?
Wait, if they're huge you dont have to plow them right? You can pick and choose?
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I hope you are talking about signing up to BE a geisha man. Not FOR (which is what it looks like).
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04-07-2008, 01:40 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Originally Posted by BlackArcher101
I hope you are talking about signing up to BE a geisha man. Not FOR (which is what it looks like).
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Good eye! It does look like he is looking drop a couple hundred grand from his post!
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04-07-2008, 01:47 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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I have to get in on this racket, could buy me so such much stuff after one night of drinking and telling women they are pretty(even if fat).
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04-07-2008, 02:04 PM
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 Posted the 6 millionth post! |
I've been there before, and even into all the red light districts. Trust me, you don't have to be be some metrosexual male 'geisha' to get that kind of attention. If you're white, you're almost pretty much good to go.
Tall, blonde westerners are not an oddity there, but rather a novelty.
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04-07-2008, 02:27 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: 30 minutes from the Red Mile
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Originally Posted by GirlySports
I've found a job for all you good looking guys.
I saw the 5-minute feature on CNN - these guys are making out like bandits! $200000 a year!!!!! There are some rich, lonely women in Japan.
It's something I would consider for one night but the guys I saw in the feature looked too femme-y.
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For $200K a year pro-rated (about $800 a night if you take into a 5 day work week and two weeks vacation), I think you can get a lot of guys to do that for you, on or off CP. 
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04-07-2008, 02:56 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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Originally Posted by GirlySports
It's something I would consider for one night but the guys I saw in the feature looked too femme-y.
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If your interested, I'll be your geisha for free! 
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04-07-2008, 03:16 PM
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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Really? It's pretty weird. You'd just spend the night treating me like a princess and pampering me and before that going to the salon and looking 'pretty' just for me? for free?
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04-07-2008, 03:32 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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Originally Posted by GirlySports
Really? It's pretty weird. You'd just spend the night treating me like a princess and pampering me and before that going to the salon and looking 'pretty' just for me? for free? |
I must have mis-read the article/your post...
I don't see anywhere where going to the salon to look pretty for you is mentioned. I know the guy in the article goes daily, but it doesn't say all do. (you even mentioned he looked too girly) Although of course people dress up and look their best when they go out, and I'm no different. Daily salon visits just seem a little too much.
From what I gathered you would come into my club, order plenty of wine, we would drink it, while you received many compliments and yada yada yada... In the end instead of paying me my cut, I would be fine with walking away with the free wine in my system.
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04-07-2008, 05:19 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: The wagon's name is "Gaudreau"
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Otoko no geisha... Honto ni?? Sugoi...
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04-07-2008, 07:26 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Toronto, Ontario
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Originally Posted by Teh_Bandwagoner
Otoko no geisha... Honto ni?? Sugoi...
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Origato Mister Roboto?
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04-07-2008, 08:21 PM
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Posted the 6 millionth post! |
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Originally Posted by Teh_Bandwagoner
Otoko no geisha... Honto ni?? Sugoi...
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So desu ne...
Nihongo ga hanishimasu ka? Shkoshi wakarimasu...Demo mada, jotzu ja arimasen....
Last edited by Ozy_Flame; 04-07-2008 at 08:24 PM.
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04-07-2008, 10:52 PM
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Likes Cartoons
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Kowaii....
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04-07-2008, 11:46 PM
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Has lived the dream!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home...
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I was not only offered, but actually persued to be a male escort (for women, cause yes obviously there is huge business the other way too) right here in Cowtown, by a coworker a few years ago who was into (and very successful might I add) several underground trades.
Weird. Fun to hear and think about for 24 hours, but very easy to say no to.
The figures he gave me though, for money I would make... Shizzle... If I even got half of what he was talking it about it would be huge bucks...
Last edited by Daradon; 04-07-2008 at 11:50 PM.
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04-08-2008, 02:00 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: The wagon's name is "Gaudreau"
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Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame
So desu ne...
Nihongo ga hanishimasu ka? Shkoshi wakarimasu...Demo mada, jotzu ja arimasen.... |
Hai so desu. Shikoshi mo. 2006 3-gatsu Tokyo ni ikimashta.
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04-08-2008, 02:44 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Not sure
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Originally Posted by SportsJunky
This is a dude?
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Welllllll, I guess he is.  Really hard to say though. Even moreso when you read the interview, he likes to look "pretty".
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04-08-2008, 02:58 PM
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Posted the 6 millionth post! |
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Originally Posted by Teh_Bandwagoner
Hai so desu. Shikoshi mo. 2006 3-gatsu Tokyo ni ikimashta.
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haha, watashi mo! 2007 Tokyo ni ikimashta, 2009 kaerimasu ohoshii desu...
Did I get that right? lol....
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04-08-2008, 04:02 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: The wagon's name is "Gaudreau"
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Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame
haha, watashi mo! 2007 Tokyo ni ikimashta, 2009 kaerimasu ohoshii desu...
Did I get that right? lol....
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Sure... I think so. I had to look up o-hoshii. And no idea if it goes before or after the verb. You could have also gone with the hardcore Jap speak and said "Kekeke... Ore mo! 2007 Tokyo ni ikitta ze! Hoshii 2009 kaeru da yo... teme!" Same thing, but sounds cooler lol.
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Last edited by Teh_Bandwagoner; 04-08-2008 at 04:10 PM.
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