03-12-2008, 07:00 PM
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my personal favorite, just a mild joke is some Oreo cookies and replace the cream filling with toothpaste
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03-12-2008, 07:23 PM
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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Propose then say it was a joke. Video tape it for everyones internet viewing pleasure.
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03-12-2008, 07:26 PM
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Tell her your condom broke and you swapped her birth control pills with candy
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03-12-2008, 07:30 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: still in edmonton
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveToms
Tell her your condom broke and you swapped her birth control pills with candy
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I'd rather see this response on youtube myself.
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03-12-2008, 07:34 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Victoria, BC
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Hit her.
Then say just kidding.
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03-12-2008, 07:59 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Not sure
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz
I'm wanting to prank my girlfriend really good this april fools day, any good ideas?
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Say you didn't mean to stick it there it just slipped. 
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bingo.
Maybe he hates cowboy boots.
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03-12-2008, 08:02 PM
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Franchise Player
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In the great word of Oscar Bluth
Put it in her brownie
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03-12-2008, 08:25 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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I plan on renting a Hummer and telling my wife that I traded the car in because i got sick of it. I've been threatening this for a couple of years now, so she will fall for this guaranteed. I can hardly wait!!
A few years ago I told her that another girl kissed me (whom she thought had a huge crush on me). I "of course" kissed her back. Let me impart a word of wisdom here....that "hilarious" joke went over like a pregnant high-jumper. (I do still laugh about this one...but she still doesn't see the humour at all).
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03-12-2008, 08:26 PM
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Norm!
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Nail her sister and video tape it, put it on You-tube and send her an email that says, this is the funniest thing that I've ever seen.
When she storms home and confronts you, squint at the video and say, boy your sister is fat.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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03-12-2008, 08:33 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: I don't belong here
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Tell her you got her mom pregnant.
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03-12-2008, 09:47 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: In front of the Photon Torpedo
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Last year I text messaged my friends. (2)  Then told them I drank way too much after the Flames game and woke up in a ditch just outside of Airdre... Ahhh so funny.
Me - I need help...
Friend - Are you safe
Me - I'm so cold
Friend - okay I'm in my robe, I'll get dressed and meet you at the mcdonalds. Do you know where that is?
Me - What day is it today?
Friend - Tuesday (or whatever day it was)
Me - man I can't even feel my fingers. No I don't....
It was funny - stopped him before he left his area
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03-12-2008, 09:48 PM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Space Sector 2814
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You need to wrack up a killer score on Counterstrike or COD4, like just a massive K/D ratio, 100-3 or something. Print screen that, then tell her you have something for her that is very special. Something you know she has been waiting for.. and something you feel it is time to share together, for the rest of your lives.
After she is all teary eyed and expecting something ground breaking, you bust out the pic of your domination, shove it in her face and yell "PWNEEEEDD!! PEW PEW PEW PEW PEWPEW PEWP PEW PWE!!" naturally performing the air gun motions while moving around her in a counter clockwise pattern. When she screams "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" You say "Nothing sweetie, calm down, I am just strafing. PEW PEW PEW PEW!!"
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"In brightest day, in blackest night / No evil shall escape my sight / Let those who worship evil's might / Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!"
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03-12-2008, 09:49 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: back in the 403
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Tell her you're pregnant.
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03-12-2008, 10:08 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary...Alberta, Canada
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Bring another chick home as a gift for her.
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03-12-2008, 10:51 PM
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First Line Centre
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Get up in the middle of the night and hide her car a block away. In the morning she'll think its stolen.
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03-12-2008, 11:34 PM
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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Haha, some good ideas. However, I like getting laid.....so I should probably avoid most of the suggestions that have been made thus far...
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03-12-2008, 11:56 PM
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One of the Nine
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It wasn't april fools, but one day I flew to Toronto with my sister and she had the bright idea of calling my dad, blubbering, moaning about a plane wreck, etc... Then we went to a bar and forgot to call and inform him that it was all a joke. The next day my stepmom was not very happy.
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03-13-2008, 02:58 AM
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Scoring Winger
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Dump out all of the milk in your place, replace it with a mix of corn starch and water, and oddly enough it looks just like milk...
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