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Old 03-16-2008, 02:52 PM   #1
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I'd like to take my husband some place special. Raunchy enough that I could buy him a really memorable lap dance, but not so seedy that I'd worry about contracting hepatitis from my beer-glass.

Any suggestions from CPers in Calgary?
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Old 03-16-2008, 02:55 PM   #2
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you want to get your husband a lap dance...impressive.
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Old 03-16-2008, 02:56 PM   #3
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This thread has 'classic' written all over it.

French Maid in Barclay?
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Old 03-16-2008, 02:58 PM   #4
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Old 03-16-2008, 02:59 PM   #5
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why dont you stay home and give him that memorable lap dance? makes more sense to me

i have no further ideas
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Old 03-16-2008, 03:00 PM   #6
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Old 03-16-2008, 03:17 PM   #7
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I didn't know you could order that sort of thing in. Is it very expensive?
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Old 03-16-2008, 03:24 PM   #8
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I didn't know you could order that sort of thing in. Is it very expensive?
If you're budget conscious, I'd stay away from the Emperor's Club.
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Old 03-16-2008, 03:32 PM   #9
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I didn't know there were lap dances in calgary.
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Old 03-16-2008, 03:48 PM   #10
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Old 03-16-2008, 03:54 PM   #11
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Hahahahha, that's awesome.
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Old 03-16-2008, 04:29 PM   #12
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Old 03-16-2008, 05:16 PM   #13
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I didn't know there were lap dances in calgary.
There aren't, they're illegal in alberta
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Old 03-16-2008, 08:16 PM   #14
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There aren't, they're illegal in alberta
I suggest trying Chez Pierre in Edmonton. They definitely serve lap dances. I also know for sure you can get them in Grande Prairie. Nothing like a northern alberta lap dance.
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Old 03-16-2008, 09:44 PM   #15
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There aren't, they're illegal in alberta
Chez Pierre is a lap dance bar.
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Old 03-16-2008, 10:05 PM   #16
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Spearmint Rhino in Vegas. It's worth the trip.
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Old 03-16-2008, 10:08 PM   #17
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Whiskey A Go-Go in Toronto...

For Calgary, you are probably best ordering an escort for a couple hours, or, like has been mentioned, why not do it yourself????

Go take some of those stripper classes women can take, and blow his mind!
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^If you're going to TO for this, just stay on the plane and go the extra distance to Montreal!
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Old 03-16-2008, 10:12 PM   #19
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^If you're going to TO for this, just stay on the plane and go the extra distance to Montreal!
I dunno, I have taken some good friends who have been EVERYWHERE in Mtl (they live there) and they have been BLOWN away at that place in Tor!
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Old 03-16-2008, 10:15 PM   #20
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Just go to Amsterdam, and take him "window shopping".
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