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Old 03-10-2008, 08:12 PM   #1
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i prob would... they say its curable ... just 2 or 3 days of discomfort for 4000 IM IN Lol
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Old 03-10-2008, 08:21 PM   #2
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Im in how do i apply?
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Old 03-10-2008, 08:24 PM   #3
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Wow, that sounds like pretty easy money.
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Old 03-10-2008, 08:26 PM   #4
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Old 03-10-2008, 08:27 PM   #5
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How much do you get for staying in the same hotel? Maybe a floor below?
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Old 03-10-2008, 08:34 PM   #6
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I had it numerous times when I lived in Nigeria and it ain't no fun. Wicked headache, backache, high fever and a lot of trips to the bathroom. The "cure" bit is perhaps a misleader as well. I would be cured but if I got tired it would come right back.

Apparently there was a drug you could take when moving out of a malaria zone to completely remove it from your system but I didn't bother.

Sure wish I had 4 grand for every bout of malaria. I'd have a golf membership, a set of Pings and good golly who knows what else!!!!
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Old 03-10-2008, 08:45 PM   #7
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I had it numerous times when I lived in Nigeria and it ain't no fun. Wicked headache, backache, high fever and a lot of trips to the bathroom. The "cure" bit is perhaps a misleader as well. I would be cured but if I got tired it would come right back.

Apparently there was a drug you could take when moving out of a malaria zone to completely remove it from your system but I didn't bother.

Sure wish I had 4 grand for every bout of malaria. I'd have a golf membership, a set of Pings and good golly who knows what else!!!!
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Old 03-10-2008, 08:58 PM   #8
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I'm a bit of a whore myself so I'd do it, but I'd want a bunch of women in my study group.
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Old 03-10-2008, 10:54 PM   #9
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Nothing like the risk of death for 3 weeks pay.. fug that.. Do you guys realize your red blood cells essentially explode when the virus multiplies..?
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Old 03-10-2008, 10:54 PM   #10
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The "cure" bit is perhaps a misleader as well. I would be cured but if I got tired it would come right back.
No kidding, just look at the source. Raising six kids and nailing Suzanne Somers is pretty good, but it sure doesn't qualify you to be giving medical advice.
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Old 03-10-2008, 10:56 PM   #11
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For 4 grand i could deal with the discomfort that comes with the illness. Maybe they'll assign some hot nurse to watch over me until i recover
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Is it an STD?

If it's ST, it's OK by me.
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Old 03-10-2008, 11:01 PM   #13
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Is it an STD?

If it's ST, it's OK by me.
You'd definately have a horrid case of micro penis if you could screw a mosquito..
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Old 03-10-2008, 11:03 PM   #14
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Can you keep down fluids? A case of Labatt and 4k? I'm in.
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Old 03-10-2008, 11:07 PM   #15
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You'd definately have a horrid case of micro penis if you could screw a mosquito..
I suffer from chronic flaccidity. Giving a mosquito a big floppy swat is nearly sex as far as I'm concerned.

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Old 03-10-2008, 11:35 PM   #16
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no read, you will be cured, they just wanna see which cure is the fastest
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Old 03-11-2008, 01:01 AM   #17
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I thought there was no cure for Malaria and you had it for life??
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Old 03-11-2008, 01:05 AM   #18
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Do you have to pay to go there? An all expenses paid trip and 4 grand and you can malari-me anytime
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