Hookers and/or Blow v2.0

[Prototype]

Fotze's thread got me thinking of this idea.

You have $100. Hookers are $25. A round of Blow is $25. Nevermind the quality here... this is all hypothetical. You must spend the entire $100. You can only spend the $100 on Hookers and/or Blow. How would you break it down?

[Delthefunky]

So you could potentially have 4 hookers for $100? Seems like a deal to me!

[Ozy_Flame]

Do two lines of blow off a $25 Hooker. You don't need a third line of blow 'cause there's enough mystery substance on the inside of her leg to give you a triple whammy of blow magic.

Then you go get a Shwarma and some Greek salad with your savings.

[Dan02]

100$ blow, 4 hookers almost guarentees long term medical costs not covered by your original 100$. Not to mention pain and suffering.

[burn_baby_burn]

Never tried cocaine, so I'm not interested at all. Sex on the other hand, with four differant women? Its a no brainer.

[J pold]

I'll choose the hookers, but only if I am allowed to murder at least one of them after

[Ford Prefect]

Since the thought of getting it on with a hooker is a turnoff to me, and since I left doing drugs behind a long time ago, I guess I would buy four lines of coke and wish the hooker a Merry Christmas.

[Muta]

$100 on four hookers. Chances are atleast one of them has blow already on them and will toss it in as 'part of the package' for free. If not, you can always just rob them after they leave and either a) do a line, or b) walk to the closest high school and re-sell it for an inflated price.

Either way it's a win-win situation.

[zukes]

4 hookers, easily.

[Wookie]

4xh

[DuffMan]

blow, then hooker, repeat.

[icecube]

100 dollars, all blow. The quality of hooker you're gonna find for 100 dollars won't be all that great. You go to the club with your blow, find a half decent looking coke slut, have sex with her for free and keep a good portion of the blow to yourself.

[Torture]

2 Lines of coke, 2 Hookers....1 lines of coke off of each hooker

[stang]

Originally Posted by J pold

I'll choose the hookers, but only if I am allowed to murder at least one of them after

Hmm since this is Hypothetical... I choose the GTA answer

Hooker.. kill her get my money back... spend that money on blow

Repeat 4 times...

If not allowed to use the GTA answer then I would pick 1 hooker and 3 blow.

I cant imagine disapointing more then 1 girl at a time...

[worth]

One line of blow off a hookers ass, then two more hookers.

[Dan02]

Originally Posted by stang

I cant imagine disapointing more then 1 girl at a time...

Bah your performance wasn't disappointing, women just have their expectation too high.

[Bill Bumface]

Originally Posted by J pold

I'll choose the hookers, but only if I am allowed to murder at least one of them after

Winner!

[VANFLAMESFAN]

4 hookers to have sex with each other.


I'll videotape and post it on redtube.

[CrusaderPi]

What the hell are you going to do with four women at once? Have one making dinner while another washes your car? I understand looking to score that near mythical threesome but once you get past that your being greedy.

FWIW, I've had sex before, but I haven't done drugs. If I have to make the choice, I'm going with the blow.

[MolsonInBothHands]

I'm thinking a 50/50 split. Give the blow to the hookers, and watch what happens.