White told WND that one day during practice, Hilton kept complaining her head was hurting. White thought there might be a problem with Paris' helmet, so she helped her take it off.
When I removed her helmet, I saw she had a banana clip [keeping her hair in place]. They're rather big underneath the helmet. I told her, 'We need to take the banana clip out.' Paris responded, 'What am I supposed to do about my hair?'. She clearly didn't understand how this all worked."
Wow, their team must have been pretty bad if they let her play. By the sounds of it, she could barely skate, let alone play.
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White told WND that one day during practice, Hilton kept complaining her head was hurting. White thought there might be a problem with Paris' helmet, so she helped her take it off.
"When I removed her helmet, I saw she had a banana clip [keeping her hair in place]. They're rather big underneath the helmet. I told her, 'We need to take the banana clip out.' Paris responded, 'What am I supposed to do about my hair?'. She clearly didn't understand how this all worked."
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Paris Hilton Played Hockey?!?!?!
Give the man a red square!
