04-20-2008, 11:08 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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"Want to be in a porno?"
So, something hilarious happened to me tonight. My sister's fiancé and I left the game and found earls on 8th was open for our drinking pleasure. As we were enjoying our beer'ry goodness, a really creepy looking guy with a comb over came up to us and asked:
"Hey.... you guys want to watch a live porno?"
Now.... I'm engaged, and he's engaged to my sister.... so we were both very apprehensive....
"What?" .... we asked.
"Well, you can participate if you want..."
hhahahaha
I nearly fell off my chair... Some guy just asked if me and my future brother-in-law wanted to be in a porno? hhahah
He had said that the stage was set up in the marriott near by.. hahah anyone else have this grease ball talk to them?
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04-20-2008, 11:13 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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I don't have a porno moustache, so it probably wouldn't have worked out.
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04-21-2008, 12:17 AM
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Franchise Player
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note to self....don't stay at the marriott.
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04-21-2008, 12:26 AM
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#4
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Lifetime Suspension
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You should have done it, think of the toast you could have made at the wedding!
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04-21-2008, 02:18 AM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Space Sector 2814
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You missed out man, it was great.
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04-21-2008, 03:21 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Singapore
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Did you ask whether it was straight or gay (or lesbian)? Because that could have an impact on your decision...
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Shot down in Flames!
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04-21-2008, 04:07 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sunshine Coast
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Quote:
Originally Posted by icarus
Did you ask whether it was straight or gay (or lesbian)? Because that could have an impact on your decision...
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Yeah, some creepy guy asks two guys if they want to watch and or participate in a porno. Oh well somebody had a great time.
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04-21-2008, 08:16 AM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary...Alberta, Canada
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What was the pay like?
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04-21-2008, 08:50 AM
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Crash and Bang Winger
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Note to self.... stay at the marriott
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Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the Gs!
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04-21-2008, 08:53 AM
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Norm!
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Yeah someone asked me that once, and I woke up in a bathtub full of ice with a cellphone glued to my hand, and a kidney missing.
I don't know what passes for porn with you kids nowadays, but in my day Porn involved boy girl or girl girl, not organ harvesting.
I was so let down.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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04-21-2008, 08:56 AM
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
I don't know what passes for porn with you kids nowadays, but in my day Porn involved boy girl or girl girl, not organ harvesting.
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Meh. An orifice is an orifice.
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04-21-2008, 09:01 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: nexus of the universe
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MaxPower
Note to self.... stay at the marriott
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Well you already have the name.
I can see the title now. Max Power in Max Plow 'er
also featuring:
The busty Tina Fata
Cherry Force
Virginia Nomora
The blonde (and one brunette) Quintuplets
And a couple of guys we found at Earls.
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04-21-2008, 09:41 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kidder
Well you already have the name.
I can see the title now. Max Power in Max Plow 'er
also featuring:
The busty Tina Fata
Cherry Force
Virginia Nomora
The blonde (and one brunette) Quintuplets
And a couple of guys we found at Earls.
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04-21-2008, 02:38 PM
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Won the Worst Son Ever Award
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Sherwood Park
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kidder
Well you already have the name.
I can see the title now. Max Power in Max Plow 'er
also featuring:
The busty Tina Fata
Cherry Force
Virginia Nomora
The blonde (and one brunette) Quintuplets
And a couple of guys we found at Earls.
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Gold Jerry. Gold.
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04-21-2008, 02:48 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Clinching Party
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jayems
Now.... I'm engaged, and he's engaged to my sister.... so we were both very apprehensive....
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I doubt you mean it this way, but this reads kind of like "if we weren't otherwise committed, maybe..."
Made me laugh.
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04-21-2008, 03:49 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South of Calgary North of 'Merica
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos
I doubt you mean it this way, but this reads kind of like "if we weren't otherwise committed, maybe..."
Made me laugh.
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I was expecting to read "after some dilberation and a few shots of tequila we headed over to the Marriott"
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