20 People You Meet On A Sports Site

[Sainters7]

This is pretty good stuff: http://www.thephatphree.com/features...nID=15&spage=1

PS- I've checked this for it's Fata'ness and it seems I got the green light. So if it turns out to be one, shove it up your nose with a rubber hose

[Superflyer]

Gee none of those people are on here...........
What the Flames lost again, lets trade everyone and bring in a new team, also Sutter and Keenan should be fired.......nope does not remind me of anyone.
Oh wait they won tonight the Flames are the best in the League, we will be drinking from Lord Stanleys Cup this year.

[calf]

The "Cool" Visiting Fan: He wears the colors of a hated rival, but it doesn't matter- everyone on the board loves him anyway. He's always civil and always makes sure to point out that he "comes in peace".

VikingFan85: I wish every Packers fan on earth would close their garage door, get in their car, and run the engine. Except for DickeyToCoffman- he's cool.

DickeyToCoffman: Thanks. I respect the Vikings a lot, they've got a great tradition and they're on their way up. Good luck except when you're playing us!


He just described OilFan#81 perfectly!!

[alltherage]

Haha, Where's Oilfan when you need him?

The "Cool" Visiting Fan: He wears the colors of a hated rival, but it doesn't matter- everyone on the board loves him anyway. He's always civil and always makes sure to point out that he "comes in peace".

Damn! Beat to it!

[OutOfTheCube]

I don't really fit into any of them.

[Tower]

Where is the perve?

[Mango]

There needs to be a fotze category.

[alltherage]

The Fotze:

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[Tyler]

I'm totally the Reactionary Fan guy

[FlamesPuck12]

Fire ________ ________: Doesn't matter what the actual thread topic is: he will always find a way to bring it around to his pet obsession: getting the coach/GM, whoever he is, -canned. Just in case you don't get the point of every... single... one of his posts, he has his mission in the sigline- _________ _________ must go!

Well similar to that one, we have alot of
Trade (Insert Tanguay or Huselius here) fans

[Cliche]

^^Nah, they're the Emotionally Invested.

Emotionally Invested: You know the cop movies where the lieutenant calls the detective into his office and reprimands him: "You're getting too close!" Well, he's gotten too close. He tosses out more excuses and rationalizations than a battered wife. He's fallen in love with a player, and his heart won't allow him to admit that, well... it simply isn't going to work out.

LosmanIsGod: Of course, you J.P. haters are just going to dismiss his performance by saying, "Oh, he went 8-for-25 with four interceptions, he sucks." Two of those interceptions were tipped, and I'm pretty sure Lee ran the wrong pattern on the last pick, although I have no idea if this is the case. Plus the wind was really bad. And this is only J.P.'s third season- he's practically still a rookie. Peyton Manning threw six interceptions in a game earlier this year. I guess he sucks too, right?

If we get three or four All-Pros on the offensive line, a couple of more at receiver, if the defense plays at roughly an '85 Bears level and if Marshawn turns into a combination of Thurman Thomas and Joe Cribbs, J.P. can be a serviceable starter for us.

I'll admit that I would prefer that Tanguay stay here, and that there are lots of other Centers and LW'ers available that he can adapt his game to.

[flamey_mcflame]

Number 20: Emoticon person

This person has the intense need to put some sort of animated face to:

A) Stress an already obvious point

John Doe: I think we should trade Iginla for a draft pick

John Hancock: You're a moron

B) Disagree, but do not want to come of as offensive person

John Doe: I wish the Conservatives were more concerned about the environment.

John Hancock: I understand what you are saying but I must respectfully disagree with your statement. The conservatives do care about the environment, they just do not state it clearly enough. Great post though.

C) Person who responds to a well prepared, thoughtful and critical response with one word response and corresponding face.

John Doe: Here is why the NAFTA agreement has been great for Canada.
Point A:......
Point B:.......
Point Z:.......

John Hancock:SIGH

D) Person who thinks he's funny, and needs to put joker face after every one of his timeless and off the wall hilarious comment.

John Doe: Did you see that move Nash put on those Phoenix Coyotes defencemen. It was one of the best goals this season!!

John Hancock: Yea, I think they found that defencemen's underwear.....NEXT WEEK THAT IS!!

Well, Emoticon guy could go on forever, but I'm bound to offend "you know who".