02-14-2008, 10:47 PM
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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What name would you like to have if you didn't have the name you actually have?
I think I'd like to be named "Zachary" (as long as my last name wasn't Stortini). I could walk around with one eyebrow raised, and talk with my hands all the time, and in general act very European.
If not Zachary, maybe Ramon, like this: Rrrrra-MOEN! Damn, just with the name alone I'd get more women than a 80% off shoe sale. Guaranteed.
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Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.
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02-14-2008, 10:50 PM
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#2
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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That's easy.
I'd go with Chisel McFlex.
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THE SHANTZ WILL RISE AGAIN.
 <-----Check the Badge bitches. You want some Awesome, you come to me!
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02-14-2008, 10:50 PM
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#3
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Lifetime Suspension
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Rusty Shackleford
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02-14-2008, 10:54 PM
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One of the Nine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jammies
I think I'd like to be named "Zachary" (as long as my last name wasn't Stortini). I could walk around with one eyebrow raised, and talk with my hands all the time, and in general act very European.
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How about Morris? Could you roll as Zack Morris? Maybe you could hook up with a chick named Kelly?
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02-14-2008, 10:56 PM
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My face is a bum!
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Danger.
... or Bruce Brian
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02-14-2008, 10:56 PM
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Franchise Player
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Dion, Jarome?
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02-14-2008, 11:01 PM
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Voted for Kodos
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: in the laundry brig
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Max Power!
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02-14-2008, 11:02 PM
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Scoring Winger
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McLovin
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02-14-2008, 11:03 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Victoria, BC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucky boy
McLovin
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x2.
Shi'thead - pronounced Shi-a-te-heed would also be acceptable. (This is a real name I've seen on an attendance list)
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02-14-2008, 11:03 PM
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Threadkiller
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: 51.0544° N, 114.0669° W
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Steve Decker
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02-14-2008, 11:05 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Northern AB, in "oil country" >:p----@
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I am SANCHO!!!!
Are you Sancho? No, you are not Sancho, neither is Scott Baio Sancho. But I............. I am SANCHO!!!
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02-14-2008, 11:09 PM
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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Indigo Montoya
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Uncertainty is an uncomfortable position.
But certainty is an absurd one.
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02-14-2008, 11:10 PM
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 4X4
How about Morris? Could you roll as Zack Morris? Maybe you could hook up with a chick named Kelly?
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I looked that name up and shuddered.
No Zack for me. It'd be Zachary, or you might get a sneer of the lip and a contemptuous snort for your nicknaming audacity.
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Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.
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02-14-2008, 11:15 PM
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One of the Nine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jammies
I looked that name up and shuddered.
No Zack for me. It'd be Zachary, or you might get a sneer of the lip and a contemptuous snort for your nicknaming audacity.
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C'mon... Best friend named Screech? As if that's not the cat's ass. You could wear a collared shirt with neon triangles on it!
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02-14-2008, 11:19 PM
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Darth Vader.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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02-14-2008, 11:23 PM
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One of the Nine
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On a road trip one year, my friends and I decided to come up with aliases. We had to call eachother by these names lest we get punched. I was Victor Black. Sounded cool at the time. 
My consolation was the names chosen by my friends: Joey Mullen, Harvey Winters and Charlie Batch...
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02-14-2008, 11:28 PM
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 4X4
C'mon... Best friend named Screech? As if that's not the cat's ass. You could wear a collared shirt with neon triangles on it!
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I'd rather be called Cornholio Grandioso and work as a fluffer in Danish scat porn. Well - maybe not, but it'd be a tough choice.
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02-14-2008, 11:29 PM
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Norm!
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Rondo
That way whenever I did something out of the ordinary they would call me
The Ammmmmaaaaaazzzzzinnng Rhondo
Or how about tweaky von poundenshein
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02-14-2008, 11:36 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Jesus.. So I could constantly correct people when they pronounce it "Hey-Zeus"
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02-14-2008, 11:36 PM
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#20
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Voted for Kodos
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Quote:
Originally Posted by czure32
Max Power!
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"I got it off a hair dryer"
Max Power is the name that I'd like to touch, but I mustn't touch.
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