All Star "Caption This": Dion Phaneuf - Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community

getbak · 01-26-2008, 03:23 PM

"I don't know why people think my ego has gotten out of control", said Phaneuf, as he showed off his new "easy chair".

Hemi-Cuda · 01-26-2008, 04:51 PM

"No really coach, it would fit perfectly on the bench and wouldn't get in the way at all. Honest"

foofighter15 · 01-28-2008, 11:17 AM

"I wonder if anyone will notice that I'm holding a right handed stick when I'm a lefty"

"Someone call Cowboys and tell them I've found the chair I want"

McG · 01-31-2008, 10:52 PM

miika! jarome! come and carry me to the orange julius!

LeftWing · 02-01-2008, 04:12 PM

"I have no knowledge of the contract talk proceedings, I'm leaving that up to my agent".

"...And I resent any implications that I've adjusted my spending habits accordingly".

metal_geek · 02-01-2008, 04:45 PM

"I haven't seen a stick like this since atom"
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ATHEISM FORUMS

IgnitedSoul · 02-01-2008, 05:00 PM

"SOON."

or

"Bow to your new hockey overlord..."

Cliche · 02-02-2008, 11:36 AM

"I for one, am glad to be your new hockey overlord."

Locke · 02-07-2008, 01:51 PM

Is this a good stock photo? Yeah, when I sign the contract the Calgary Herald can just photoshop some money in my lap.

We're good here.

or:

"The least you could have done was tape my stick you impudent swine!! Now I'm going to have to 'Denis Hamel' you!"

chris lindberg · 02-15-2008, 10:57 AM

King Dion.
remember the way Conan the Destroyer ends, with him sitting on a throne, but that is another story...

Deelow · 02-15-2008, 02:11 PM

Anyone have a light?

alltherage · 02-17-2008, 01:14 PM

"And when I push the stick forward, the chair seat opens and becomes a toilet!"