02-03-2008, 09:21 AM
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FABULOUS News Men!!!!
In a German research it became clear that men who stare to the breasts of woman increase their lifetime with a minimum of five years. Looking to (big) breasts for ten minutes equals 30 minutes of aerobics, according to doctor Karen Weatherby.
Staring at Breasts!
Well that means I should have an extra 20 years or so..heck maybe Ill be immortal!! 
I take NO responsibility for this survey!
Phew...a good news day all around!
Last edited by Cheese; 02-03-2008 at 09:25 AM.
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02-03-2008, 09:24 AM
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Last edited by octothorp; 02-03-2008 at 09:27 AM.
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02-03-2008, 09:25 AM
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crapola..
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02-03-2008, 09:28 AM
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That's okay, I understand your excitement at wanting to share this news with us.
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02-03-2008, 10:32 AM
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Excellent! I gotta book mark that..
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02-03-2008, 10:55 AM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Jul 2007
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I never saw the first thread, so I will thank you with all my heart here.
I have printed the article and will be carrying it around with me from now on.
"What are you looking at you pervert?!?"
"I JUST WANNNNA LIIIIIIIIIIVVVEE!!!"
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"In brightest day, in blackest night / No evil shall escape my sight / Let those who worship evil's might / Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!"
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02-03-2008, 12:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenLantern
"What are you looking at you pervert?!?"
"I JUST WANNNNA LIIIIIIIIIIVVVEE!!!"
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02-04-2008, 01:17 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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Originally Posted by Cheese
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Is that article real? I found this part particularily funny:
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said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
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02-04-2008, 01:21 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
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So, it must be really healthy to work out at the gym, and stare at breasts at the same time?
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02-04-2008, 01:24 PM
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Over the hill
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Originally Posted by rubecube
Is that article real? I found this part particularily funny:
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It is funny--but the fact that it's not atually CNN.com tells me it's not real.
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02-04-2008, 01:47 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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Originally Posted by Iowa_Flames_Fan
It is funny--but the fact that it's not atually CNN.com tells me it's not real.
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That and there is no Dr. Shifteer listed in the NC State directory.
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02-04-2008, 02:50 PM
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary
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02-04-2008, 04:22 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Apr 2006
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Originally Posted by arsenal
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But think of the cost to keep them into their shoe fetish?
Here's the BBC world link. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7225828.stm
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Tacitus: Rara temporum felicitate, ubi sentire quae velis, et quae sentias dicere licet.
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02-04-2008, 04:29 PM
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Gentlemen...this is ALL TRUE right? 
This is established fact by recognized Drs and we should ensure that this gets out to the fairer sex quickly!!
In other words..honey can I stare at your boobs while you are fellating me in high heels? Is it worth the extra years? Try it tonite everyone...lets see how many are successful!
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02-04-2008, 04:31 PM
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So does this mean if I stare at small breasts, I die sooner?
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02-04-2008, 04:44 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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Originally Posted by Cheese
Gentlemen...this is ALL TRUE right?
This is established fact by recognized Drs and we should ensure that this gets out to the fairer sex quickly!!
In other words..honey can I stare at your boobs while you are fellating me in high heels? Is it worth the extra years? Try it tonite everyone...lets see how many are successful! |
Or just be like me and find a girlfriend who enjoys these things.
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02-04-2008, 04:58 PM
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by rubecube
Or just be like me and find a girlfriend who enjoys these things. |
Can you clone her? Please? 
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