01-31-2008, 03:19 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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11 People You Should Not Invite To Superbowl Party
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01-31-2008, 03:23 PM
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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Why oh why must Cracked be blocked at my work!
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01-31-2008, 03:23 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The Void between Darkness and Light
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01-31-2008, 03:27 PM
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Franchise Player
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Hilarious! I love how each one of them resembles they “guy” they are
For example “I told you so guy” looks like a guy who just told you so
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01-31-2008, 03:27 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Halifax
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hahaha good stuff. going to watch for them on sunday.
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01-31-2008, 03:37 PM
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One of the Nine
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Nice!... Especially 'The Kid'. I hate that. And the 'Obnoxious Girl'. The two most annoying things to have at a Superbowl party.
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01-31-2008, 03:53 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Calgary, AB
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I definitely have a "The "Line Just Moved Half-Point" Guy" coming over.
God I hate those kind of people
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01-31-2008, 03:57 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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I'm the "Tomorrow Should be a National Holiday" guy.
And the guy who smacks "The Kid" with a beer bottle and anything else that isnt nailed down.
If you want pretzels, you'd better be prepared to dodge some projectiles for them. Think real hard.
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01-31-2008, 04:25 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: back in the 403
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Haha Im totally the "Pro Football Guy"; at least the first half of it, about the fact that I'd probably watch it on some tiny TV somewhere to actually hear what the announcers are saying, if everyone's too busy blah-blah'ing throughout the game.
I could also potentially see me being the "Fantasy Football Guy" if I wasn't careful...
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01-31-2008, 05:12 PM
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Franchise Player
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that's why i don't like big super bowl parties....too many idiots. I'm almost all those guys into one, which is why i watch the game in a small group or with the Mrs.
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01-31-2008, 05:20 PM
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Over the hill
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I'm pretty sure "Squares guy" is going to be at the Superbowl party I'm going to. He wanted me to buy a square last week for 20$.
Of course, I'm "Football is for Americans and Wusses" guy. So it's all good.
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01-31-2008, 05:23 PM
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Disenfranchised
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I try not to go to big Super Bowl parties but got suckered into one last year, where there was a proliferation of "Tomorrow Should Be A Day Off" Guys. I'm finding my ability to be around them lowering at an exponential rate every year.
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01-31-2008, 05:35 PM
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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On Superbowl Sunday, I plan on being the annoying little sister. I am going to walk in front of the tv, I am going to turn the channel and 'forget' what channel the game was on, I am going to accuse their favourite players of being of the homosexual variety, I am going to ask stupid questions repeatedly, all the things they did to me when the Sens were in the playoffs and Finals. Revenge will be mine.
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01-31-2008, 05:49 PM
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One of the Nine
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My vote would be for Doug Flutie. Any time he's not in uniform the dude is hawking Flutie Flakes.
"Nice touchdown, eh Dougie?"
"Buy Flutie Flakes."
Upside, he's a small guy, you could give him the punt - literally.
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01-31-2008, 06:00 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary...Alberta, Canada
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I went to a Super Bowl party a couple of years ago with "Pretentious guy who brings sushi to a Super Bowl party." No one was interested in the sushi.
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01-31-2008, 06:10 PM
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Franchise Player
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One of my roommates had a Super Bowl party last year and it was all "The Football Pro Guy".
None of them knew anything about football besides memorizing stats.
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01-31-2008, 06:20 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Goon
I went to a Super Bowl party a couple of years ago with "Pretentious guy who brings sushi to a Super Bowl party." No one was interested in the sushi.
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Thats a great way to get your ass kicked. That guy was a vegetable platter and some coolers away from getting pantsed.
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This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
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01-31-2008, 06:26 PM
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wittyusertitle
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
On Superbowl Sunday, I plan on being the annoying little sister. I am going to walk in front of the tv, I am going to turn the channel and 'forget' what channel the game was on, I am going to accuse their favourite players of being of the homosexual variety, I am going to ask stupid questions repeatedly, all the things they did to me when the Sens were in the playoffs and Finals. Revenge will be mine.
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My dad does this stuff to me ALL THE TIME.
I've learned to just ignore him, most of the time; and if he tries the "Oh, look at that...Crosby must be looking for his boyfriend..." I've learned the best way to shut him up is to smile and nod, and tell him:
"Oh yeah, probably! I saw a picture of them together, they make a great couple!"
I told my dad that once, and he had no idea how to react.
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