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Old 02-12-2008, 10:22 AM   #1
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http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fea...2008_swimsuit/
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Old 02-12-2008, 10:33 AM   #2
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Old 02-12-2008, 10:35 AM   #3
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I am definitely in the wrong line of work. :/
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Old 02-12-2008, 10:43 AM   #4
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I love Carmella Decesare, but what the ef is she wearing. Is that the new thing in swimwear?? Granny panties?? Jesus. I need more of this from her.

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Old 02-12-2008, 11:15 AM   #5
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Irina Shayk = win.

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Old 02-12-2008, 12:06 PM   #6
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Have to scan magazines at work tomorrow, might have to take some extra time counting that.
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:00 PM   #7
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I love the body paint section
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:06 PM   #8
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Why won't the videos work???

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Old 02-12-2008, 01:09 PM   #9
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I am definitely in the wrong line of work. :/
Or in the wrong office...

/goes back to drafting pleadings
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:22 PM   #10
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Or in the wrong office...

/goes back to drafting pleadings
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:30 PM   #11
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:54 PM   #12
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Old 02-12-2008, 02:03 PM   #13
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I remember when this rag mattered. Back in the day I snuck one of my dads to school with me so my friends and I could objectify the women. Now, it barely moves the needle. Don't get me wrong, I still love looking at the pictures of hot women, but we've been spoiled to the point where the swimsuit edition just doesn't register more then a passing though.
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Old 02-12-2008, 02:06 PM   #14
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someone give troutman a red square.
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Old 02-12-2008, 02:15 PM   #15
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Old 02-12-2008, 02:29 PM   #16
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I remember when this rag mattered. Back in the day I snuck one of my dads to school with me so my friends and I could objectify the women. Now, it barely moves the needle. Don't get me wrong, I still love looking at the pictures of hot women, but we've been spoiled to the point where the swimsuit edition just doesn't register more then a passing though.
I think de-sensitized is the word.

There is basically 10 "Swimsuit Editions" or at least "magazines devoted to scantily clad hot chicks" on the magazine rack every day of the year now. And with this here internets, we can all see women in any old state of undress we want any time we want.

Kinda sad really. I used to quite look forward to Elle Macpherson's nipples and all the rest of it.

That body painting business though, what exactly is the point of that?
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I remember when this rag mattered. Back in the day I snuck one of my dads to school with me so my friends and I could objectify the women. Now, it barely moves the needle. Don't get me wrong, I still love looking at the pictures of hot women, but we've been spoiled to the point where the swimsuit edition just doesn't register more then a passing though.

I agree... we all enjoy seeing hot girls in skimpy bikinis, but within 5 mins (assuming one isn't at work), if any of those girls have done nudes (and most probably have), a guy could get the edition he really wants to see.
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Rouge, you're asking what the point of this is?

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Rouge, you're asking what the point of this is?

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Well they make such a ruckus out of it and if I didn't know it, I'd just think she's wearing a swimsuit. I've got nothing against the practice, but I don't get it. Take a picture of 'em naked if that's where you want to go. It's basically "sneaky nudity" which seems kind of silly.

That woman is a knockout though. Wow.
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Well they make such a ruckus out of it and if I didn't know it, I'd just think she's wearing a swimsuit. I've got nothing against the practice, but I don't get it. Take a picture of 'em naked if that's where you want to go. It's basically "sneaky nudity" which seems kind of silly.

That woman is a knockout though. Wow.
I agree about sneaky nudity ... but sometimes that's what you want instead of full-on snatch in the face, y'know?

Porn has its place but it's like ... why drink beer when you can drink moonshine? Cuz sometimes you just want a beer.
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