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Old 01-19-2008, 06:47 PM   #1
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Just to keep things equal around here...

Tyra talks about the...erm..kitty?



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Old 01-19-2008, 06:57 PM   #2
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Old 01-20-2008, 09:18 AM   #3
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I laughed when i saw a tread named "Vagina talk" started by "cheese"
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Old 01-20-2008, 11:53 AM   #4
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So I decided to watch this video for some unknown reason, and seriously... wtf? Are some women really that dumb? Isn't this stuff from about grade 7?
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So I decided to watch this video for some unknown reason, and seriously... wtf? Are some women really that dumb? Isn't this stuff from about grade 7?
I guess that what you get when you don't want to educate about sex. After seeing that its really no wonder why the states are up there with some of the african countries for teen pregnacies.
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I guess that what you get when you don't want to educate about sex. After seeing that its really no wonder why the states are up there with some of the african countries for teen pregnacies.
They like their teenage women to be road scholars of personal health.
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So I decided to watch this video for some unknown reason, and seriously... wtf? Are some women really that dumb? Isn't this stuff from about grade 7?
Opie & Anthony (XM, ch. 202) ripped the hell out of Tyra when this came out. I think they dedicated an entire show to how ridiculous this was.
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Opie & Anthony (XM, ch. 202) ripped the hell out of Tyra when this came out. I think they dedicated an entire show to how ridiculous this was.
Well, at the same time, if people don't know... I just shake my head though.
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Old 01-20-2008, 12:40 PM   #9
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Well, at the same time, if people don't know... I just shake my head though.
Actually, I stopped watching it because I assumed it was the clip I was thinking of. It's not the one, and I'll give her credit for at least trying to educate (ie: pain is not normal, go see your doc).

I'll try and find the clip I was thinking of.
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Well at least unless the girl on Tyra makes sense, unlike this crazy lady on Oprah.

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Do you think they sell those plush Ventriloquist Vagina things? It would be hilarious to bring along to business meetings and mimic some blow hards flapping lips with it.
LARF!!! Right on fotz! It would be a fantastic way to bring life back into "bored" meetings!
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Do you think they sell those plush Ventriloquist Vagina things? It would be hilarious to bring along to business meetings and mimic some blow hards flapping lips with it.
Or you could poke a couple holes on either side of the clitoral hood and make a very nice Hallowe'en mask. Just add a Canucks jersey and you're set.
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Old 01-22-2008, 10:37 AM   #14
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So I decided to watch this video for some unknown reason, and seriously... wtf? Are some women really that dumb? Isn't this stuff from about grade 7?
LOL...thats what I was thinking...except..most parents should have taught their daughters about anatomy long before Gr 7.
Maybe this is for the Gr 7 boys?
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