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Old 01-11-2008, 12:10 PM   #1
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Seperated Twins at birth, marry each other:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080111...optionmarriage
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Old 01-11-2008, 12:12 PM   #2
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meh, these things happen...
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Old 01-11-2008, 12:13 PM   #3
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By the time you were born there were four other siblings
with your Mama awaiting your Daddy in jail
Your oldest brother was away at a home
and You didn’t meet him til you was nineteen years old
Old enough to know better, old enough to know better
but you took to his jaw line and long sandy hair
How he made you feel like none off the others
and the way he looked at you touched you deep down in there.

So you jumped on his bike and rode into the sunset
but the sequel it started with the next morning sun
and the dew on the bike seat and you all a glow
from the love he put in you and a life on the run.

Now, the District Attorney said He might of forgiven
You had lots of reasons to turn out this way
But He’ll throw you in jail for them four little babies
you made and delivered along the way

Last night you had a dream about a Lord so forgiving
He might show compassion for a heathen he damned
You awoke in a jail cell, alone and so lonely
Seven years in Michigan
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Old 01-11-2008, 12:13 PM   #4
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Jeez, what are the odds of that?

Very creepy.
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Old 01-11-2008, 12:16 PM   #5
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That's pretty wierd.
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Old 01-11-2008, 12:36 PM   #6
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Sick.
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Old 01-11-2008, 01:38 PM   #7
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Wow.....well I guess they would have only used one side of the church haha.
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Old 01-11-2008, 01:41 PM   #8
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They were separated at birth... no way they coulda known they were twins...

But still... very weird indeed.
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Old 01-11-2008, 01:42 PM   #9
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yikes. i cant imagine. im double checking tonight that i dont have a long lost sister
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Old 01-11-2008, 01:42 PM   #10
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Damn that Han Solo. He always gets in the way of these things...

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Old 01-11-2008, 01:42 PM   #11
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There a life time of therapy for you!
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Old 01-11-2008, 01:44 PM   #12
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This happens all the time on TV and movies.... almost happened in Star Wars.

Edit: Someone beat me to it.

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Old 01-11-2008, 02:57 PM   #13
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I wondered how they found out....It must have been an awkward moment
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Old 01-11-2008, 04:04 PM   #14
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Thats worse than having an online love affair with your mom.
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Old 01-11-2008, 04:07 PM   #15
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I wondered how they found out....It must have been an awkward moment
"I thought your butthole looked familiar..."
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Old 01-11-2008, 04:26 PM   #16
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Suprize Incest!
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Old 01-11-2008, 04:27 PM   #17
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Thats worse than having an online love affair with your mom.
Why I have not and never will "cyber" with anyone.
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Old 01-11-2008, 04:28 PM   #18
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Suprize Incest!
I can just see the first child....
"I Can't belive it! Did you drink while you were pregnant?"
"No."
"Did you smoke?"
"NO!"
"Then what? How did this happen.....Oh god....OH NO!"
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Old 01-11-2008, 04:29 PM   #19
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I wondered how they found out....It must have been an awkward moment
yeah, who's your daddy? wait . . . what?
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Old 01-11-2008, 06:26 PM   #20
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oh that sucks and well might I add ....EWWWWWWWWW
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