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Old 01-10-2008, 12:42 PM   #1
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you get out of jail for killing a horse for the purposes of having sex with it?

Why you kill a deer and have sex with it.

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Old 01-10-2008, 12:43 PM   #2
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This world is messed up man...
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Old 01-10-2008, 12:46 PM   #3
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Sure is.

Thing that confuses me is that part of his probation violation was having sexual relations with an adult. Huh? Seems like the guy should be congratulated on that one given his propensities.
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Old 01-10-2008, 01:31 PM   #5
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He went from a horse to a DEER?

Man thats like going from Jessica Alba to Amy Winehouse....




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Old 01-10-2008, 02:05 PM   #6
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How the hell do you cuddle afterwards.......
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Old 01-10-2008, 02:28 PM   #7
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How the hell do you cuddle afterwards.......
Thanks for speaking up for the deranged (even for them) women who frequent this board. They must be too embarrassed to ask this question and you stepped up to the plate. Bravo, good sir.
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Old 01-10-2008, 03:04 PM   #8
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What do you say when the horse says it has an early meeting?
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Old 01-10-2008, 03:20 PM   #9
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"Why the long face?"
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Old 01-10-2008, 03:33 PM   #10
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Sure is.

Thing that confuses me is that part of his probation violation was having sexual relations with an adult. Huh? Seems like the guy should be congratulated on that one given his propensities.
Exactly. If the problem is having relations with animals. One would think that the State would encourage relations with adult humans. Must be more to the story.
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