01-10-2008, 10:54 AM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Halifax
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Chuck Norris
These always worth a good laugh. Figured we could do a thread. Doesn't have to be a Chuck Norris but those are the best one.
Here's mine to get things started
When Chuck Norris jumps into the ocean, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The Ocean gets Chuck Norris'd
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01-10-2008, 10:55 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Maple Ridge, BC
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My all time favorite,
When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he looks in the closet and under the bed for Chuck Norris.
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01-10-2008, 10:57 AM
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Uncle Chester
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Chuck Norris doesn't read, he just stares angrily at the books until they give up their information.
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01-10-2008, 10:58 AM
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Section 304
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SportsJunky
Chuck Norris doesn't read, he just stares angrily at the books until they give up their information.
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lol, i can't believe of all the chuck norris lines you mentioned my favorite.
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01-10-2008, 10:59 AM
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My personal favourite
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did
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01-10-2008, 10:59 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Calgary, AB
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My favorite:
If Chuck Norris is running late, time better slow the f*** down!
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01-10-2008, 11:00 AM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Halifax
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when Chuck Norris does push ups, Chuck Norris doesn't go up, the earth moves down
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01-10-2008, 11:01 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Stern Nation
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chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding.
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01-10-2008, 11:03 AM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Halifax
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When Chuck Norris runs, Chuck Norris doesn't move, the earth spins faster
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01-10-2008, 11:04 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Stern Nation
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if at first you don't succeed, you're not chuck norris
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01-10-2008, 11:13 AM
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Passing mediocrity, approaching perfection
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Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Something is wrong with our oxygen supply.....
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01-10-2008, 11:15 AM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Halifax
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*Family Guy*
Chuck Norris is tough that under Chuck Norris's beard isn't a chin. But another fist
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01-10-2008, 11:24 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Stern Nation
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CN can kill two stones with one bird.
superman once watched an episode of walker texas ranger. he then cried himself to sleep.
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01-10-2008, 11:27 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary AB
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Q: Why didn't Rosa Parks give up her seat on the bus?
A: She was saving it for Chuck Norris
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01-10-2008, 11:28 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Calgary, AB
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Chuck Norris eats a rubik cube and craps it out solved
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01-10-2008, 11:32 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
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Wow, CP is turning into Barrens general chat. 
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may have only seconds left to live.
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01-10-2008, 11:32 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Market Mall Food Court
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Chuck Norris can't touch the "I can't stop talking about Dion Phaneuf" thread.
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01-10-2008, 11:32 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Stern Nation
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brokeback mountain is not just a movie, it's also what chuck norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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01-10-2008, 11:38 AM
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There is no theory of evolution; just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Last edited by fredr123; 01-10-2008 at 11:50 AM.
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01-10-2008, 11:52 AM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: An all-inclusive.
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Helen Keller's favourite colour is Chuck Norris.
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