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Old 01-05-2008, 01:30 PM   #1
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So i meet this girl on New Year's eve. We are going on a date tonight.. I am taking her to Yuk Yuk's at 8 tonight. The thing is i dont know what to do after Yuk Yuk... anyone have a idea of something to do after. and yes this is a first date so there well be no.... u know.
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The thing is i dont know what to do after Yuk Yuk...
Plow her.
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Go to Victoria Park for a walk, you can impress her by scoring both hookers and blow!!!

DAMN IT Jpold!!!!! You beat me to it!
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Old 01-05-2008, 01:35 PM   #6
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Whatever you do, make sure you don't let on to the comics that it's your first date.

They'll make mincemeat of you.
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Old 01-05-2008, 01:40 PM   #7
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Whatever you do, make sure you don't let on to the comics that it's your first date.

They'll make mincemeat of you.
I've made that mistake

It became pretty uncomfortable.
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Old 01-05-2008, 01:41 PM   #8
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So i meet this girl on New Year's eve. We are going on a date tonight.. I am taking her to Yuk Yuk's at 8 tonight. The thing is i dont know what to do after Yuk Yuk... anyone have a idea of something to do after. and yes this is a first date so there well be no.... u know.

Why not, I slept with my girl the first night and we're now married for almost 4 years! That being said I didn't get any the second date lol
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Old 01-05-2008, 01:41 PM   #9
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Maybe you should try this line on her after:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8&NR=1

Sorry for the PG13 language, but this is the first thing I thought of when I read your post.... my buddy just sent me a bunch of Shark Attack 3 clips yesterday.
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Old 01-05-2008, 01:53 PM   #10
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Definitely stay out of the front row if you're at Yuk Yuk's, they'll eat you alive if they even find out your on a date.

Follow it up with a stroll on 17th or something. Girls are strangely impressed with Tubby Dog.
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Old 01-05-2008, 02:24 PM   #11
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Dessert is always good. Shows that the girl isn't afraid to eat. Something like that where you can talk is good.

Or...you could get a box....
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Or...you could get a box....
. . . then cut a hole in that box
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Plow her.
Don't let Locke meet her... man what high expectations for a first date.
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There must be some story behind your screen name. Tell her that.
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. . . then cut a hole in that box
That requires effort. Should just go with locke's suggestion.
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Give her a stand up routine of your own!
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I've made that mistake

It became pretty uncomfortable.
You have my sympathy.
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Just don't go limp under the pressure
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So i meet this girl on New Year's eve. We are going on a date tonight.. I am taking her to Yuk Yuk's at 8 tonight. The thing is i dont know what to do after Yuk Yuk... anyone have a idea of something to do after. and yes this is a first date so there well be no.... u know.
Just ask her if she wants to go have a coffee, or a drink at some quiet pub, or if she'd like to go to a club. Don't try to impress her too much by coming up with cool ideas - you'll use them all up on the first date, and then where will you be?
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"Wasn't Yuk Yuk's hilarious? Want to see something else thats funny?"

Drop Trow.

Plow.

Succesful first date.
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