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Old 01-04-2008, 11:56 AM   #1
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Default Happy Birthday Fotze! (and Flames104)

Tear it up!
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Old 01-04-2008, 12:01 PM   #2
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I knew today had a dirty feel to it!

Have a great one Fotze!
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Old 01-04-2008, 12:04 PM   #3
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Happy 52nd Fotz. Bell says hi. hehe
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Old 01-04-2008, 12:05 PM   #4
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I thought Fotze didn't get any older? Hmmm...



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Old 01-04-2008, 12:24 PM   #5
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Fotze is another year older?
Congrats bud...dig out the Adult diapers and Viagra!
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Old 01-04-2008, 12:24 PM   #6
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Old 01-04-2008, 12:25 PM   #7
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test tube babies have birthdays? cool!
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Old 01-04-2008, 12:26 PM   #8
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Happy Birthday! Just for you, I have a fine Bell 4200 receiver as a gift. I hope you enjoy it! It comes with a small 2-year service agreement, and an inability to find anyone who speaks english, even if you press one for english!

Have a good one!
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Old 01-04-2008, 12:28 PM   #9
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Someone is getting another red square today since he's satisfied the Old part of "old boys" club! Bwahahahahahahaha.
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Old 01-04-2008, 12:31 PM   #10
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Conspiracy!

Old Boys Club!
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Old 01-04-2008, 01:16 PM   #11
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Fotze a year older, high school girls still the same age. (giggity)
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Old 01-04-2008, 01:26 PM   #12
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I'll be sure to go to a German Bar today, lift my glass and say Happy Birthday Fotze!
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Old 01-04-2008, 01:32 PM   #13
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Happy Bday Fotze, good luck with your next endeavour, 25girls1cup.

PS - you still owe me hot Land girls.
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Old 01-04-2008, 01:33 PM   #14
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Happy Birthday Fotze, and as a gift to you... if you wanna send a bottomless Fotze shot to me, I'll use it as my avatar for awhile!
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Old 01-04-2008, 03:05 PM   #15
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you look great for a senior citizen, Fotze! Have a happy one!
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Old 01-04-2008, 03:06 PM   #16
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fotze survives one more year. I demand a discount on the price of the hit squad. Those things dont come cheap.

Have a good one fotze.
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Old 01-04-2008, 03:08 PM   #17
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you look great for a senior citizen, Fotze! Have a happy one!
so you DID see that bottomless Fotze shot that EasternGirl was talking about?

Happy birthday to you both!
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Old 01-04-2008, 03:26 PM   #18
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what? are you shy all of the sudden?
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Old 01-04-2008, 03:30 PM   #19
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what? are you shy all of the sudden?
Probably busy trying to put on pants for his birthday.

Drink a few beers for me
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Old 01-04-2008, 03:58 PM   #20
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Probably busy trying to put on pants for his birthday.

Drink a few beers for me
Haha good stuff.

Happy birthday Fotze!
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