CaptainCrunch's fearless 2008 predictions
Politices
The Republican ballot wins the presidency.
Alberta Conservative election is a disaster for the conservatives. They still win, but its a narrow majority
Stupidly Dion forces an election over the Afghanistan issue, and is supported by rogue elements in the Liberal Party who want to see a loss so that they can toss Dion. the Conservatives still only get a majority, but its a razor thin majority teetering on a majority. Shockingly the Bloc takes a massive beating in Quebec. Two federal parties are left leaderless
The Canadian Dollar plummets as the economy slows down, Oil prices shoot through the roof
A mass attack on the main Canadian Forces base in Afghanistan is repelled, but there are over a hundred casualties.
In a bold move, Al Queda detonates a crude chemical bomb in the middle east killing thousands by using Chlorine.
Osama Bin Laden dies of natural causes
Pakistan's government falls and is replaced by a coalition government of moderate Muslim leaders and members of multiple parties.
Sports
The Stamps in the Grey Cup, the Riders miss the playoffs
The Flames go on a long playoff run before losing to the surprising Dallas Stars in the Western Final
The Stars go on to win the Stanley Cup winning a tough 6 game series over the Flyers
The New York Yankee's win the World Series, Toronto fails to make the playoffs
The Raptors are eliminated in the first round of the playoffs, Phoenix finally wins it all.
Entertainment
Britney Spears commits suicide despondent over a judge rescinding any visitation rights to her children. Britney takes about 100 vicodins and dies
Pro Wrestler Kurt Angle has a heart attack during a TNA PPV and dies in the ring
Jessica Alba final shows symptoms of her herpes
Mel Gibson makes a movie focusing around the early life of Hitler, the movie is universally panned.
Personal
CaptainCrunch wins 5 million dollars, at his drunken speech to the media when he picks up his check, the good Captain laughs like a maniac, declares himself above the law, and offers a burro to the man or woman who brings him the head of Pancho Villa, then he passes out in a pool of his own vomit.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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