Revenge

[kipperfan]

I want some.

Now I understand some will think I am childish or just stupid, if your one of those people thats ok, just leave this thread please.

I have been wronged. The story is long and convoluted but the jist of it is the landlord in my building has taken it upon herself to slander my name, with zero basis to do so. Now my family and my boss have been infected by her bull poop and will never look at me the same(boss anyways). But I didnt start this thread to talk about my sob story, rather I am looking for some good ways to get back at her. I am thinking of breaking my lease and leaving ASAP, but I am a spiteful SOB and can't let this injustice go unserved.

I want to hurt this women as bad a I possibly can(not physically of course). I want her to cry. What do you think boys? What can I do that will make her sorry she ever heard my name, let alone slandered it? Ideally this "revenge" will be non-violent and legal, but I would be willing to bend on the legal thing if need be.

This is the REVENGE thread...and its not just for me, we all want some revenge now and then, so lets hear it CP what shall I do?

[redforever]

I would never want revenge like you are talking about. If you feel you are truly wronged, see a lawyer. The stuff you are talking about will backfire in kind. Maturity takes care of most of these type of thoughts.

[kipperfan]

Originally Posted by redforever

I would never want revenge like you are talking about. If you feel you are truly wronged, see a lawyer. The stuff you are talking about will backfire in kind. Maturity takes care of most of these type of thoughts.

Thanks for the input and I hear you, but I AM taking revenge and am hoping CP can help, I will not be detered. Thanks anyway.

[SarichFan]

What Would Cartman Do?

[Ayrahb]

I've heard of people painting every wall and ceiling in the suite black before leaving, but it probably wouldn't make them cry. This might be too weak for what you are looking for.

This one depends on the type of business she is running: many of the smaller landlords don't report their rental revenue to Canada Revenue Agency properly and reporting her would really mess her up. Nothing like a good audit and subsequent tax bill to get her back legally.

[Couch Potter]

this one works if she is kinda poor but has good credit.

leave her a cheque in the mail for a large sum ($3k - $8k) then immediately go to your bank to put a stop payment on it. If she is an impulse spender and also has a large access to deposited funds, then she'll likely spend the funds on the cheque before her bank finds out that the cheque had bounced on her. She'll have to pay out of her own pocket all the money she thought she'd have extra in her account

if that doesnt work, throw a brick through her driver's side window in her car

[Jayems]

A place my buddies moved into stunk to high-hell after about a week of being there. After searching for hours, they finally found the previous tenant had chucked pounds and pounds of raw meat deep into a crawl space that they had to cut the wall out to retrieve it.

But the guy was pissed at the landlord, and ended up screwing a bunch of people that had nothing to do with it.

[urban1]

Karma is a B!

If she did something wrong, she'll get hers in the end.

If you do something worse, youll get yours in the end.

But by your words in this thread and proposed actions, Id have to ask the question if she slandered your name or just let the truth about you get out.

Originally Posted by kipperfan

I want some.

Now I understand some will think I am childish or just stupid, if your one of those people thats ok, just leave this thread please.

I have been wronged. The story is long and convoluted but the jist of it is the landlord in my building has taken it upon herself to slander my name, with zero basis to do so. Now my family and my boss have been infected by her bull poop and will never look at me the same(boss anyways). But I didnt start this thread to talk about my sob story, rather I am looking for some good ways to get back at her. I am thinking of breaking my lease and leaving ASAP, but I am a spiteful SOB and can't let this injustice go unserved.

I want to hurt this women as bad a I possibly can(not physically of course). I want her to cry. What do you think boys? What can I do that will make her sorry she ever heard my name, let alone slandered it? Ideally this "revenge" will be non-violent and legal, but I would be willing to bend on the legal thing if need be.

This is the REVENGE thread...and its not just for me, we all want some revenge now and then, so lets hear it CP what shall I do?

[JiriHrdina]

I don't think you need CP to give you advice on what could be illegal acts.