Pill that makes your poop glitter!

[Torture]

If you've got so much money that you're just looking for new ways to waste it, Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid created the Gold Pill for you. It's a pill dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat gold leaf. You're supposed to eat it "to increase your self-worth." That would be funny if it didn't cost $425 for the joke. Supposedly an added benefit is that it will make your poop sparkle, but no one seems to have proven that part yet

http://dvice.com/archives/2007/12/gold_pill_makes.php

[Locke]

Finally!! I have been looking for a way to improve my self-worth for so long it seems like an eternity. Alas, a solution to my dilemma!!

Now if only it didnt cost so much that it actually reduced my fiscal self-worth without providing any noticeable benefit to my emotional self-worth.

You see, I have this miniscule problem. I have this inexorable tendency not to show others my fecal excrement.

You can see my predicament then. No one would ever see my remarkably glittery pooh that smells like Strawberry Sherbert......

Woe is me!!

P.S. Jokes aside this is the most pretentious waste of time any human being has ever commited themselves to. The people who came up with this should be sterilized and then shot. Just to reflect in death the useless nonsense that they proposed in life.

In actuality, they'll probably make fistfulls of cash and die of a blow overdose in a bed full of 39 hookers.

Its a toss-up really.