Uncircumsized baby dink thread

[MelBridgeman]

lol no idea, but thanks for giving me something to expect when i have a lil fella

good luck

[Prototype]

Originally Posted by fotze

Also, when we start training the stand up and pee technique, is he supposed to pull back the skin? I have no idea. Maybe I should go to a Flames game and do some research in the bathroom.

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Getting vital information in the mens room of the Saddledome... Priceless.

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[Iowa_Flames_Fan]

Originally Posted by fotze

Yes this thread title is silly.

We did not circumsize our kid yet I am circumsized, so I am in the dark when it comes to this thing.

He is potty training now and his dink balloons in the middle when he is going pee. Is this normal? Is the hood choking off the flow?

Also, when we start training the stand up and pee technique, is he supposed to pull back the skin? I have no idea. Maybe I should go to a Flames game and do some research in the bathroom.

Weeeell...... not really sure how to answer this, because though I'm er.... Scandinavian.... I don't really remember how things went down when I was that little.

But he shouldn't have to pull it back to go pee. In fact, you really shouldn't pull it back at all for the first few years. Is the pee coming out? If it is, I'd assume everything's normal. If not, I doubt it's the foreskin--something else might be afoot--like maybe he's just holding it?

[sadora]

LMFAO

Don't do research in the bathroom unless you want to go home with a nice shiner. Yes, the skin has to be pulled back when he pees, when he's older. And the hood shouldn't be affecting the flow. You might want to help the little guy ummm, unravel when he balloons up. You should phone the health link to get better advice.

[Reggie Dunlop]

When slack, pull back.

When taut, it's an afterthought.


Words to live by.

[HelloHockeyFans]

[pope04]

Originally Posted by fotze

Also, when we start training the stand up and pee technique, is he supposed to pull back the skin? I have no idea. Maybe I should go to a Flames game and do some research in the bathroom.

No idea about the "ballooning," but as for the pull the 'skin back at any time I'd say no. I still have nightmares of my mother approaching me washcloth in hand after baths to drag back the 'skin to give it a good scrub.

The skin will pull back on its own in good time.

(This link's about cleaning, but it deals with foreskin manipulation in general.)

http://www.raisingkids.co.uk/1_4/tod_ex01_tod04.asp

In newborns, the skin of the foreskin is inseparable from the skin covering the glans at the end of the penis. It almost always loosens by itself by about 4 yrs-old and there is absolutely no need to interfere in this natural process.

[pope04]

Originally Posted by fotze

So can I assume the toilet area will be pissyer for a uncircumsized child than a circumsized one?

As an uncut man with three uncut sons, you can count on it.

[Iowa_Flames_Fan]

Originally Posted by fotze

Oh ya, pee is coming out, just balloons up a little in the middle, looks goofy.

So can I assume the toilet area will be pissyer for a uncircumsized child than a circumsized one?

Nope. He has a nice little nozzle, great for aiming!

Though seriously--little boys are terrible at aiming.

[Slava]

You can pull it back a little bit, too make sure that the stream isn't affected, and just don't pull it all the way back. I can't speak to the "ballooning" though...I think that is called an erection!!?

[redforever]

Originally Posted by Iowa_Flames_Fan

Nope. He has a nice little nozzle, great for aiming!

Though seriously--little boys are terrible at aiming.

So are big boys))

[Prototype]

I would imagine you'd get better advice from a doctor than the Off Topic board on Calgarypuck.

[MRCboicgy]

Anything I could add to this thread would most likely get me arrested, so off to read about slow-mo bullets!

Edit: not cause i'm into that (ew), but because it deals with kids' deals.

[Wookie]

Wow - interesting

I'd ask your doctor! I think there is issues with pulling it back to early,
Also issues with pulling it back to late

I had the surgery done 17 months ago. NOT FUN! It's definitely not something you want to mess up, the learning/using/etc. haha

[stang]

I was uncut for the first 22 years of my life..... ouch

[Flames_Gimp]

why oh why, did I click on this thread?

[REDVAN]

Originally Posted by Slava

I can't speak to the "ballooning" though...I think that is called an erection!!?

[droopydrew19]

This thread is giving me flashbacks to Firefly talking about bananas on the last cirumcision thread.

[alltherage]

Hmmm... I would say pull back the foreskin. Not to the point where you're fighting with flesh, but so that the stream comes straight from the tip instead of pooling in the extra skin. Just my two cents.

Hahaha, ridiculous.

[Reggie Dunlop]

I think the topic is an ideal chance for folks here to use the word "smegma" in context.