The Worst Pick-Up Lines Ever
Hey all.
I have wanted to start a thread collecting the world's worst pick-up lines for awhile now. What I'm looking for is the most offensive, least likely to work (most likely to end up in a slap) category of lines.
I'll get things started:
"The word of the day is 'legs.' Let's go back to my place and spread the word."
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."
"Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (She says No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?"
"Miss, since you've clearly lost your virginity at some point, I was wondering whether I could have the box it came in?"
"hey, that shirt's very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming too."
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