Man who had relations with his bike on Probation.

[Cliche]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/s...st/7095134.stm

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.

There's swinging both ways and then there's being Bike-sexual.

I guess he missed out on giving the appropiate signals to the cleaning staff to avoid this sort of accident.

[fredr123]

http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_d...ves-bicyc.html

Scott Adams, creator of the comic strip Dilbert, wrote about this on his blog a while back.

Not to derail the thread, but you owe it to yourself to check out his blog if you haven't already. It's crude, it's offensive, it's hilarious and it's updated everyday. While his comics are already pretty funny, you can't help but wonder how much more awesome they would be if you didn't have to worry about making them newspaper-friendly.

[KevanGuy]

Well, in his defense, that bike is probably better looking than half the women in Scotland.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I kid, I kid.

[Slava]

Originally Posted by fredr123

http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_d...ves-bicyc.html

Scott Adams, creator of the comic strip Dilbert, wrote about this on his blog a while back.

Not to derail the thread, but you owe it to yourself to check out his blog if you haven't already. It's crude, it's offensive, it's hilarious and it's updated everyday. While his comics are already pretty funny, you can't help but wonder how much more awesome they would be if you didn't have to worry about making them newspaper-friendly.

This was pretty funny...I like the joke he forgot to include!!

[pope04]

Originally Posted by KevanGuy

Well, in his defense, that bike is probably better looking than half the women in Scotland.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I kid, I kid.

The women there are cheap, not ugly.

[jammies]

While I'm not necessarily sayin' it's ok to bang your bike, I don't really see where this dude did anything illegal - the story says he was *in his room* at the hostel when the cleaners walked in on him and observed him baby-makin' with the banana seat... is there not some expectation of privacy, even in a rented domicile, that should protect you from crimes of "breaches of the peace" unless you are deliberately publicizing your actions?

If he was slammin' some Scottie-hottie instead, I wonder if he would still be liable for arrest - after all, when one is riding the love train to Aberdeen, a knock on the door can go unnoticed due to more urgent concerns, and I'm sure he's not the first guy to have sex in a hostel (although, perhaps, one of the first to mount a mountain bike), so the "sexual offender" label seems a little harsh.

PS - Scottish lassies are teh hot. Redheads rule, so I don't see the attraction of the bike at all, presuming it's the one in the picture attached to the article, which didn't really turn me on - although it may be one of those bikes that doesn't photograph well and is sexier in person.

[troutman]

I want to ride my bicycle,
I want to ride my bike,
I want to ride my bicycle,
I want to ride it where I like . . .

[CaptainCrunch]

There's a growing porn industry for this one. I can just imagine the titles

"Me and my bike"

"ring the bell slowly"

"Get in my basket"

And the ever popular

"A Bicycle built for two"

Order now and you'll get

"My chain broke"

Gross

[habernac]

LOL! And I thought I liked bikes.

[McG]

Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.

What...the bike told him that it only wanted to be friends?