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Old 07-07-2009, 11:30 PM   #1
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Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-Mq9...layer_embedded


Grrr I am obviously YouTube challenged.
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Old 07-07-2009, 11:32 PM   #2
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Just for you



Edit: their Uniforms just look completely animated for some reason.

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Yeah, it's like they BAREly fit.
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Old 07-07-2009, 11:49 PM   #4
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I found it intriguing, but ultimately disappointing.
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Old 07-07-2009, 11:51 PM   #5
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I found it intriguing, but ultimately disappointing.
The guy who rapped and another gay-ish sounding guy, both on southwest... were much better I think.
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Old 07-07-2009, 11:55 PM   #6
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The Brunette, the accent... overload!!!!!

edit: Er... maybe I got ahead of myself.. Can't tell with the blured ending. Still
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Im pretty sure the "uniforms" are painted on...and they are completely naked, therefore they have "nothing to hide". You can see the stewardess's bum at the end.

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Old 07-08-2009, 12:18 AM   #9
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^ God I hope so. I'm with BlackArcher here, that brunette...well, I won't really delve deeper as I may come off as a bit of a deviant, but things would be done. Terrible things. I'm just saying.
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For real. The brunette was something to behold
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At first I was sure they had CGI bodies. But then I realized their hands were still real and now I have no idea what's going on.

Perhaps they are actually filming it naked and the clothes are CGI'd on? Kind of a pun on the "bare" essentials.
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I was expecting this to be porn.
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For real. The brunette was something to behold
I'm sure some posters on here experienced premature departures at the 2:00 mark, when she demonstrates how to further inflate the life jacket.
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Im pretty sure the "uniforms" are painted on...and they are completely naked, therefore they have "nothing to hide". You can see the stewardess's bum at the end.
If they are then my next trip will be to New Zealand.
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I was expecting this to be porn.
I think it is.
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I think it is.
You watch the worst porn in the universe.
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I think doozwimp is right...

and yes... the brunette... (except I prefer British accent over NZ accent)
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Gaaaaaaaa I miss that accent like nobody's business....Especially on the women!! I forgot how truly awesome Kiwi / Aussie chicks are. A little rough around the edges, but definitely worth a visit if you're a single guy and into having a little fun.

Thank god for snowboarding season; they show up just in time in Canada and make the winters a little more bearable

Oh yeah, the movie was pretty cool too!
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Old 07-08-2009, 12:52 AM   #20
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I just looked at the video description on the side... yeah, it's body paint.
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