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Old 09-13-2007, 09:20 PM   #1
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:23 PM   #2
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I said 60 Five Years Olds you idiots not Six! These guys wont last 10 seconds, I'm even wearing skates!

That shifty eyed kid to my left is going first and my skate is the last thing he'll ever see........
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:27 PM   #3
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Old 09-14-2007, 12:33 AM   #4
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Old 09-14-2007, 12:35 AM   #5
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Old 09-14-2007, 10:19 AM   #7
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Old 09-14-2007, 02:39 PM   #8
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Old 09-14-2007, 05:35 PM   #9
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Old 09-18-2007, 11:16 PM   #10
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all these kids scored on roloson in the preseason? i have to look away.

and

for the new draft picks on the quad city flames, it was an annual ritual for the starting lineup to get a photo with a Flames player.
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Old 09-19-2007, 01:23 PM   #11
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One of these kids is not like the other ones, not like the other ones, not like the other ones...



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Old 09-19-2007, 01:39 PM   #12
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Old 09-22-2007, 12:54 PM   #13
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I said 60 Five Years Olds you idiots not Six! These guys wont last 10 seconds, I'm even wearing skates!

That shifty eyed kid to my left is going first and my skate is the last thing he'll ever see........
haha I like that one. I think you're missing a few digits in 60 Five years olds...
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Old 09-24-2007, 06:42 PM   #14
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Old 09-30-2007, 04:10 PM   #15
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PHEW!!!!!!!!!! I bet this kid standing next to me is the one the others make fun of for being the 'smelly kid'



Kids, look away from the screen! If you look into Ken King's shiny bald head Sauron will see you!

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Old 10-02-2007, 04:08 PM   #16
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Man...Cowboys is letting in younger and younger people these days...
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Old 10-02-2007, 05:22 PM   #17
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I'd kill one of these kids for a Smoke, hey Kipper are you packin?
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Old 10-03-2007, 05:40 PM   #18
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kage bushin no jitsu!!
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