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Old 09-10-2007, 02:45 PM   #1
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http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/07090..._crime_offbeat

"A feckless stick-up man chose the wrong target when he was beaten and hospitalized in an attempted robbery of a karate school in Bucaramanga in northwestern Colombia, police said."

Reminds me of the opening scene from one of the RoboCop movies where the theif tries to rob the coffee shop across from the police station.
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That is remarkable. What the hell was he planning to steal? How much cash did he expect to find at a Karate school?

This guy is an idiot on so many levels it stuns me.
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LOL. Still it's kinda dangerous what the students did though.

This guy must have been pretty stupid to allow himself to get too close to one of them.
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LOL. Still it's kinda dangerous what the students did though.

This guy must have been pretty stupid to allow himself to get too close to one of them.
I wonder how many 5 year olds he could take?
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I wonder how many 5 year olds he could take?
Haha, classic thread.
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Serves the guy right for braking the law. Our current laws and methods of enforcement are inadequate.

Thank you members of the karate school for taking matters into your own hands.

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Our current laws and methods of enforcement are inadequate. Thank you members of the karate school for taking matters into your own hands.
You know a lot about the laws down in Colombia?
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You know a lot about the laws down in Colombia?
Clearly our laws are inadequate and outdated for ninjas. Under our current system ninjas are unable to exercise their right to kick ass and thwart would be robbers with the use of nun chucks, throwing stars and their fists. The ninja class is too often ignored when it comes to the improvements made to our justice system.
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haha, reminds me of this video:
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