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Ha Ha Stupid Oilers · 08-09-2007, 06:30 PM

After taking the girlfriend to the clinic last night and after a couple hours of testing, crying and pouting, it looks like the hot girl I've been nailing for the past couple of weeks is pregnant.

She's ready to accept the expected child into our lives, however I'm not. So how would I convince her to go through an abortion? I have a feeling that she wouldnt want to, so I'll need some help telling her all the cons of keeping the baby.
Suggestions?

Peanut · 08-09-2007, 06:34 PM

1. Are you f-ing serious????!!!!
2. Wear a condom
3. She's better off without you

ricoFlame · 08-09-2007, 06:34 PM

oh my god dude, you comeoff as a total jacka$$. two people involved, not just you.

Machiavelli · 08-09-2007, 06:35 PM

Oh my god. Didn't you make the thread a couple of days ago?

Man, I hope you are joking. What you are suggesting would be the worst possible thing you could EVER say to a pregnant woman. My god.

TheyCallMeBruce · 08-09-2007, 06:36 PM

Thread of the year

REDVAN · 08-09-2007, 06:38 PM

Ok now i won't be the first to jump and be a dick to you: buddy, what the hell were you thinking, if you don't want a kid?

You can't convince her to abort, if she doesn't want to do it then you'll have to man up. Should have thought about this before making stupid decisions. Wow.

Resolute 14 · 08-09-2007, 06:39 PM

Suck it up, princess.

FlamesAddiction · 08-09-2007, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ha Ha Stupid Oilers

After taking the girlfriend to the clinic last night and after a couple hours of testing, crying and pouting, it looks like the hot girl I've been nailing for the past couple of weeks is pregnant.

She's ready to accept the expected child into our lives, however I'm not. So how would I convince her to go through an abortion? I have a feeling that she wouldnt want to, so I'll need some help telling her all the cons of keeping the baby.
Suggestions?

My suggestion...

It's her body and her choice. You have a right to give her an opinion, but it would be pretty tactless to try and manipulate her into doing what you want.

A similar thing happened to me before, and the girl made all the arrangements before she even let me know. I admit, I was kind of releived, but I think about it a lot and feel regret. Sometimes I wish we decided the other way... (BTW, we did use contraception, but it failed). It's a depressing thing to have to live with.

If you do convince her to abort, you better be sure that you both can live with the decision for the rest of your lives. I am pro-choice, but there is one choice that I think is better than the other.

Blaster86 · 08-09-2007, 06:41 PM

WesternCanadaKing · 08-09-2007, 06:42 PM

What a wonderful father you're going to be...

flames_fan13 · 08-09-2007, 06:43 PM

Just tell her that the father is a selfish person and doesn't deserve her or the kid.

Seriously if she's already accepted the fact she's going to have a child, then all you can do is be there to support her and YOUR child. You may not be ready for a child but it's really your own doing that got you in this situation, now just step up and grow up.

SeeGeeWhy · 08-09-2007, 06:45 PM

I think you should print this post off, save it in a safe deposit box, and then give it to your kid on their 18th birthday.

Cowboy89 · 08-09-2007, 06:46 PM

Wow, just wow. I don't think you really have a choice in the matter. Go see 'Knocked Up' to prepare what you're in for. Don't be an idiot, offer all the support you're capable of giving.

TheCommodoreAfro · 08-09-2007, 06:47 PM

Wow.
I'm as pro-choice as anyone but this chick you've been nailing for the past couple of weeks is about to flip your life upside down. In the end, she makes the call - maybe if you showed her this thread it would help her make up her mind.

Ford Prefect · 08-09-2007, 06:48 PM

Man up and accept your responsibility in this. It's time to grow up. Start figuring out how you're going to help support this child and start hoping the mother will allow you a role beyond mere sperm donor. From the sounds of things though that might be all you're capable of providing.

Flames0910 · 08-09-2007, 06:48 PM

i'm not surprised at all after the last thread

rubecube · 08-09-2007, 06:50 PM

LOL...This has to be a joke.

Hemi-Cuda · 08-09-2007, 06:51 PM

this is either one of the best hoax posts i've ever seen on CP, or you're a gigantic ass

tvp2003 · 08-09-2007, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machiavelli

Oh my god. Didn't you make the thread a couple of days ago?

24 hours, 26 minutes

Ha ha stupid... oh forget it.

CaramonLS · 08-09-2007, 06:51 PM

I really hope this is a bad attempt at humor, based on these back-to-back threads. If not...

I'm sorry, but you need to do your duty as a man, step up and take some responsiblity. Ultimately this choice is going to be hers to make, and trying to pressure her into getting an abortion is just wrong.

I'm not sure how old you are, but you're probably pretty young. Tell your parents, and make sure she tells hers.