2008 Presidential Ticket Quiz

[Dion]

We all want to be President. We're giving you a chance to run.

As 2008 - the most wide-open presidential election in American history in 80 years - approaches, The Blue Pyramid has collected all the contenders for your perusal. Which two people will stand as the next two so-called leaders of the free world?

In this quiz, we’ll put in you in the position of one of the 48 leading candidates to be the next President. Then you'll have a chance to choose a running mate from 92 possible choices. And all this in just 7 questions!

In all, 768 possible tickets are included in this quiz. This shatters our own previous record (128) for largest number of outcomes to an online personality quiz.

http://bluepyramid.org/2008/

[Dion]

You're Hunter-Rice!

As Duncan Hunter, you are trying to yell above a large and more powerful crowd. Though no one can really remember meeting you and you don't pose a very distinctive figure, you're still the first to talk when it's time for folks to speak up. No one really thinks this gives you any more distinction than you had before, though people tend to be impressed by your sincerity. They also have a habit of asking you for brownies.

You select Condoleezza Rice as your running mate so she can continue her march up the chain of command.

[Incinerator]

You're Romney-Hatch!
As Mitt Romney, you are a study in contradictions. You have a background in staunchly religious conservatism, yet all your friends seem to be secular liberals. Despite claiming to be in favor of one kind of life, you have supported another kind of death. And while you look completely bland, your name is quite funky. All this combines to make you seem schizophrenic, but people still seem to want you to lead them to gold. Even though no one is quite sure where you live.
You select Orrin Hatch as your running mate in an effort to win 95% of the Utah vote.

[Drunk Skunk]

You're Brownback-Schwarzenegger!
As Sam Brownback, you like to really get down to the roots. You're homegrown, traditional, and like things to stay more or less the same as they've always been. You have shown some courage in standing up for those vastly less fortunate than you are. Strangely, you want those just a bit less fortunate to stay in exactly the same condition. You still manage some personal generosity, but don't want to give that much away. Despite being obscure, you have some very powerful friends.
You select Arnold Schwarzenegger as your running mate so he can pump you up.

[Caged Great]

I got gore dodd

[Temporary_User]

You're Obama-Kerry!

As Barack Obama, you are seen as the greatest hope in history for your people. You may even save the world before breakfast. Normally mild-mannered and unexperienced, tomorrow you will unearth your cloak and free the entire... Okay, even you can admit that maybe there's a little hype surrounding your personality at this point. You are dynamic and feel you have a lot of potential, but could you ever live up to the lofty expectations and pressure being applied right now? You hope so.
You select John Kerry as your running mate because he's a war hero, no matter what those nasty veterans say!

[moon]

You're Thompson-Giuliani!
As Tommy Thompson, you have had more control over cheese than anyone. You got all the cheese you could eat for fourteen years. While you wouldn't think that would make you a healthy person, people consider you to be quite an expert in that field as well. You're all in favor of extracting organs from people, inserting chips into people, and generally making any and all possible alterations to their normal state of being. Your favorite band is the Who.
You select Rudy Giuliani as your running mate because the world changed on September 11th.

[vicphoenix13]

You're Bush/Cheney and are about to end a pathetic two terms in office. While Bush is the puppet with no brain, Cheney is the sick piece of crap with no heart. Attention all Albertans, tell Cheney to get lost when he travels there sniffing for oil.

[FlamesAddiction]

You're Nader-Buchanan!


Now that is an unusual mix!!


As Ralph Nader, you are a profound and prolific standard of non-conformism. You are utterly unafraid, strong in your convictions, and unashamed of your actions. You have been accused of being a bit egotistical and have an utterly dull social demeanor, but this should not detract from your strengths as a fire-starter. You like creating groups and then discarding them, as well as being a lone voice of reason in a horrifyingly bleak atmosphere. Above all, you have a very clean nose.

You select Pat Buchanan as your running mate to pick up some extra votes in Florida.

[octothorp]

NADER-VENTURA

Yeah, there's a winning combination!

[Mike F]

You're Camejo-Benjamin!
As Peter Camejo, you have strong convictions that you take with you wherever you go. You believe in peace, justice, and a very un-American way that challenges big business and the status quo. You want to shake things to their very core, but can never seem to quite get a foothold in your endeavors and often fall a little short. In spite of all your egalitarianism, you live in a rather spoiled suburban environment.
You select Medea Benjamin as your running mate so she can make headlines by getting arrested.

[Azure]

You're Romney-Powell!

As Mitt Romney, you are a study in contradictions. You have a background in staunchly religious conservatism, yet all your friends seem to be secular liberals. Despite claiming to be in favor of one kind of life, you have supported another kind of death. And while you look completely bland, your name is quite funky. All this combines to make you seem schizophrenic, but people still seem to want you to lead them to gold. Even though no one is quite sure where you live.

You select Colin Powell as your running mate so he can show you where the weapons of mass destruction are.

[rubecube]

You're Feingold-Clark!
As Russ Feingold, you are often on your own, a lone voice of sanity in an insane asylum. You keep voluntarily returning to the asylum, convinced that you can change the minds of those around you. You talk about the need for personal freedom, to avoid fighting for the rest of one's life, and even the simple importance of cleaning up one's act. It seems no one is listening. You even want people to have rights to love and be healthy! Now that's just crazy-talk.
You select Wesley Clark as your running mate on the condition that he promises to wear a military uniform at all campaign events.

[Maritime Q-Scout]

Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction

You're Nader-Buchanan!

What in the holy sweet hell?! How did you manage to swing that outcome?

[mykalberta]

Very sweet.



You're Giuliani-Schwarzenegger!
As Rudy Giuliani, you are possibly the American who benefited most from September 11th. While no one could say you are happy about this event, it turned your life from one of the worst to one of the best overnight. That terrible day made everyone forget your flaws and consider you a brave and heroic soul, even though you didn't even handle that day all that well. You're a little older now, and are ready to bring your lacking management skills to bigger and better venues... this time, without hair.
You select Arnold Schwarzenegger as your running mate so he can pump you up.

MYK

[Barnes]

Barf

You're Giuliani-Gingrich!

[Burninator]

You're Nader-Garrett!
As Ralph Nader, you are a profound and prolific standard of non-conformism. You are utterly unafraid, strong in your convictions, and unashamed of your actions. You have been accused of being a bit egotistical and have an utterly dull social demeanor, but this should not detract from your strengths as a fire-starter. You like creating groups and then discarding them, as well as being a lone voice of reason in a horrifyingly bleak atmosphere. Above all, you have a very clean nose.
You select Nan Garrett as your running mate for her Southern accent.