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Old 07-31-2007, 11:39 AM   #1
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Researchers have compiled the 237 reasons why you had sex.

Scholars in antiquity began counting the ways that humans have sex, but they weren’t so diligent in cataloging the reasons humans wanted to get into all those positions. Darwin and his successors offered a few explanations of mating strategies — to find better genes, to gain status and resources — but they neglected to produce a Kama Sutra of sexual motivations.

Perhaps you didn’t lament this omission. Perhaps you thought that the motivations for sex were pretty obvious. Or maybe you never really wanted to know what was going on inside other people’s minds, in which case you should stop reading immediately.

For now, thanks to psychologists at the University of Texas at Austin, we can at last count the whys. After asking nearly 2,000 people why they’d had sex, the researchers have assembled and categorized a total of 237 reasons — everything from “I wanted to feel closer to God” to “I was drunk.” They even found a few people who claimed to have been motivated by the desire to have a child.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/31/sc...pc&oref=slogin

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Old 07-31-2007, 12:10 PM   #2
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Old 07-31-2007, 12:20 PM   #4
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Here is the list: http://homepage.psy.utexas.edu/homep...ex_reasons.doc
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Old 07-31-2007, 12:49 PM   #6
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Number 69 is the universal reason for making her leave
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Pretty sure every guy asked answered with 196. That leaves the other 236 reasons to the women.
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Old 07-31-2007, 12:53 PM   #8
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I'm a fan of 219...
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Old 07-31-2007, 12:56 PM   #9
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181 is kinda neat.
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Old 07-31-2007, 12:57 PM   #10
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what an awesome questionaire- some people who get around could leave it as an exit-interview type thing.
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Old 07-31-2007, 12:58 PM   #11
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181 is kinda neat.
Yeah, where do I go to join that club?
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Old 07-31-2007, 01:15 PM   #12
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Is "because she said yes" on there

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Old 07-31-2007, 02:14 PM   #13
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I couldn't find "For the hell of it"
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Old 07-31-2007, 02:40 PM   #14
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Yeah, where do I go to join that club?
You have answered your own question:
http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...624#post925624
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