Two Questions

[SeeGeeWhy]

Here is a post where if you can answer both questions the previous poster asked, you get to ask two questions yourself.

I will start.

1) Who else here thinks that turkey back is just bologna/baloney shaped into bacon slices and with fake bacon flavour in them, and that you could actually eat a "raw turkey bacon", mustard and cheese sandwich with no ill effects?

2) Does anyone know where the Hell's Angels Headquarters in Calgary are currently located?

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[Julio]

1. I do, but I live for danger.

2. Yes, many people know where it is.

Now as for the questions I'll ask:

1. Why would somebody ask questions that you could answer 'yes' or 'no' to if the thread is to either garner answers or provoke discussion?

2. Why, (in your opinion) do Calgarians denegrate Saskatchewanians so much, be it in fun or not, considering there are so many of them in Calgary?

[Dan02]

Originally Posted by Julio

1. I do, but I live for danger.

2. Yes, many people know where it is.

Now as for the questions I'll ask:

1. Why would somebody ask questions that you could answer 'yes' or 'no' to if the thread is to either garner answers or provoke discussion?

2. Why, (in your opinion) do Calgarians denegrate Saskatchewanians so much, be it in fun or not, considering there are so many of them in Calgary?

1. yes
2. no???

[SeeGeeWhy]

Originally Posted by Julio

1. I do, but I live for danger.

2. Yes, many people know where it is.

Now as for the questions I'll ask:

1. Why would somebody ask questions that you could answer 'yes' or 'no' to if the thread is to either garner answers or provoke discussion?

2. Why, (in your opinion) do Calgarians denegrate Saskatchewanians so much, be it in fun or not, considering there are so many of them in Calgary?

Well, the decision to answer yes or no laid with you, my friend. For a person who is not very fond of the yes/no answer phenomenon, I am surprised that you answered just so.

Julio, the point of this thread was to generate random questions and hilarious answers, not thought provoking discussion. I can see how you were confused, though.

Seriously though, what neighbourhood is the HA HQ in?

[jayswin]

I'm not sure who I'm even answering to, but their headquarters are just east of Chestemere.

[HalifaxDrunk]

OK SeeGeeWhy, I'll try to get this back on track....

Originally Posted by SeeGeeWhy

1) Who else here thinks that turkey back is just bologna/baloney shaped into bacon slices and with fake bacon flavour in them, and that you could actually eat a "raw turkey bacon", mustard and cheese sandwich with no ill effects?

2) Does anyone know where the Hell's Angels Headquarters in Calgary are currently located?

1 - No, I think started as cooked turkey that was accidentally left in the sun, someone tried to sell it...it worked so they just continued to do so.

2 - Sorry I don't know (I live in Halifax) but if I had to guess I'd say just get Fotze's address you'd probably be pretty close.

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1 - Hookers or blow?

2 - If an Oilers fan falls in the forest do the trees laugh?

[zukes]

Originally Posted by HalifaxDrunk

OK SeeGeeWhy, I'll try to get this back on track....




1 - No, I think started as cooked turkey that was accidentally left in the sun, someone tried to sell it...it worked so they just continued to do so.

2 - Sorry I don't know (I live in Halifax) but if I had to guess I'd say just get Fotze's address you'd probably be pretty close.

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1 - Hookers or blow?

2 - If an Oilers fan falls in the forest do the trees laugh?

Hookers

yes, the trees fall down laughing


1. What's green and has no legs?

2. What came first, the chicken or the egg?

[Superflyer]

Originally Posted by zukes

1. What's green and has no legs?

2. What came first, the chicken or the egg?

That thing that came out of my nose this morning
The Chicken because it evolved from a lesser life form to become a chicken that laid the egg.

1. Would you rather live in Sask. or Manitoba?

2. What is the meaning of life?

[Delthefunky]

nm

[Delthefunky]

Saskatchewan, it's closer to Alberta.

And the Meaning of life is whatever you think it is

1. Ferrari or Lamborghini?

2. in the SCF, who would you want to win, Toronto or Edmonton?

[JerzeeGirl]

Originally Posted by Superflyer

1. Would you rather live in Sask. or Manitoba?

2. What is the meaning of life?

1. Like they aren't the same thing just one has more lakes? At least Sask has a football team with "interesting" fans.....gotta go there just to be able to mock the melonheads.

2. 42

Okaaaaay......

1. Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears - which is most likely to have a career in 5 years that doesn't consist of Surreal Life appearances?

2. Who would you most like to see sing the anthem before a Flames game?

[ken0042]

Originally Posted by JerzeeGirl

Okaaaaay......

1. Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears - which is most likely to have a career in 5 years that doesn't consist of Surreal Life appearances?

2. Who would you most like to see sing the anthem before a Flames game?

I'd do Lindsay Lohan- for sure. Oh, wait- that wasn't the question?

[simmer2]

Originally Posted by Delthefunky

Saskatchewan, it's closer to Alberta.

And the Meaning of life is whatever you think it is

1. Ferrari or Lamborghini?

2. in the SCF, who would you want to win, Toronto or Edmonton?

1) Lambo all the way.

2) In Game 7, the zamboni would become possessed and would proceed to run over all the players on the ice, so there would be no winner.

My questions then:

1) Is a bird in the hand worth two in the bush?

2) Do you ever go Commando to work?

[NuclearFart]

Originally Posted by simmer2

1)

1) Is a bird in the hand worth two in the bush?

2) Do you ever go Commando to work?

1) Doing two in the bush is worth more than one with my hand

2) No, I'd rather reuse dirty underwear


Questions:

Who is your daddy and what does he do?!!!
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