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Old 06-12-2007, 05:20 PM   #1
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According to a police report, one of the burglars kicked in Deanne's bedroom door. She said she could see his foot through the closet panels.The burglar found the empty PlayStation 3 box and ran out of the room, but Damian was waiting for him."Once I saw him take off running back, I jumped off my (bunk) bed and I grabbed my sword … and I just waited for him," he said.Damian said he lunged at him with his samurai sword, striking him in the chest."He freaked out," Damian said.
http://www.local10.com/news/13466229/detail.html

Okay how is this not the coolest way to defend your PS3?
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Old 06-12-2007, 05:34 PM   #2
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I thought that Jordon was going to be the guy mentioned.
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Old 06-12-2007, 05:37 PM   #3
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I thought that Jordon was going to be the guy mentioned.
Don't make him grab his sword... other sword.
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Old 06-12-2007, 06:11 PM   #4
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Too bad it wasn't a Wii.

This is what my girlfriend's 22 year old brother uses to play Zelda...He lacks social skills.
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Old 06-12-2007, 07:58 PM   #6
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Hiro Nakamura will be so proud.
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Old 06-12-2007, 10:05 PM   #7
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Damian said he lunged at him with his samurai sword, striking him in the chest."He freaked out," Damian said.

WONDER WHY????
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Old 06-13-2007, 04:12 AM   #8
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Damian said he lunged at him with his samurai sword, striking him in the chest."He freaked out," Damian said.

WONDER WHY????
I think he freaked out because he had a freakin' samurai sword in his chest!



yes i know...
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Old 06-13-2007, 08:45 AM   #9
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Why would anyone defend a PS3?
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Coolest thread title in a long time.
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Old 06-13-2007, 09:57 AM   #11
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[/b]Coolest thread title in a long time.
Quite possibly the coolest teenager to exist in a long time also
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Hey, that could be me someday! I have a 42" Katana on my mantle.

Why do I feel like I should be saying this in the Geek thread?
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Old 06-13-2007, 10:26 AM   #13
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Hey, that could be me someday! I have a 42" Katana on my mantle.

Why do I feel like I should be saying this in the Geek thread?
Dare to dream, man. Dare to dream.
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Old 06-13-2007, 02:26 PM   #14
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Wow, he really defended that thing to the death. Insanity. What? Did he have some wicked time logged on one of his games that he just couldnt lose?
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Old 06-13-2007, 02:32 PM   #15
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Quite possibly the coolest teenager to exist in a long time also
Or the biggest loser either or really
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Old 06-13-2007, 03:31 PM   #16
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Wow, he really defended that thing to the death. Insanity. What? Did he have some wicked time logged on one of his games that he just couldnt lose?
Heck no, he was thinking about how much it would cost him to have to go buy a new one.

I'd defend my existing PS3 to the death as well if I knew I might have to go purchase another!
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Old 06-19-2007, 03:02 PM   #17
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I don't know why, but this kills me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjoXLbVSNvY
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Old 06-19-2007, 04:32 PM   #18
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I don't know why, but this kills me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjoXLbVSNvY
i can't stop laughing haha
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Old 06-19-2007, 05:09 PM   #19
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I don't know why, but this kills me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjoXLbVSNvY
Well, a bit OT but in the same vein as above (and I never resist a chance to post it). My personal favorite:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc2IEemO634
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Why in the world you would bang something sharp, pointy and thin on a table?
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