05-15-2007, 11:51 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Clinching Party
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Jerry Falwell Dead
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05-15-2007, 11:55 AM
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CP Pontiff
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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. . . . . and wakes up in Hades and exclaims: "Where the hell am I?"
Cowperson
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05-15-2007, 11:57 AM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowperson
. . . . . and wakes up in Hades and exclaims: "Where the hell am I?"
Cowperson
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Wonder if he's bunking with the pope (There's my Dante's infernal reference for the decade. Thank god thats out of the way)
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05-15-2007, 12:11 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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To quote South Park (Season 4, Probably)
Quote:
SPEAKER
Hello, newcomers, and welcome. Can everybody
hear me? Hello? Can everybuh-? Okay.
Uh, I'm the hell director. Uh, it looks
like we have about 8,615 of you newbies
today, and for those of you who are
a little confused, uh, you are dead,
and this is hell, so, abandon all hope
and uh yada yada yada. Uh, we are now
going to start the orientation process,
which will last about-
MAN 4
Hey, wait a minute, I shouldn't be here.
I wa a totally strict and devout Protestant!
I thought we went to heaven!
HELL DIRECTOR
Yes, well I'm afraid you were wrong.
SOLDIER
I was a practicing Jehovah's Witness.
HELL DIRECTOR
Uh, you picked the wrong religion as well.
MAN 5
Well, who was right? Who gets into heaven?
HELL DIRECTOR
I'm afraid it was the Mormons. Yes,
the Mormons were the correct answer.
CROWD
Awww.
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05-15-2007, 12:14 PM
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Voted for Kodos
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: in the laundry brig
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobblehead
To quote South Park
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haha that epsiode is awesome
Satan: But I killed you....
Saddam: ya, well where was I gonna go? Detroit?
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05-15-2007, 12:20 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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I feel bad for his family...but in the bigger scheme of things is just one less crazy person in the world.
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05-15-2007, 12:34 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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That South Park thing sounds so ripped off from Rowan Atkinson's "The Devil" sketch. But in his sketch, it was the Jews that were right, but God sent his condolences to the Mormons given all their hard work.... 
Regarding the topic at hand, I'm having a very hard time being distraught over this news....
Last edited by Devils'Advocate; 05-15-2007 at 01:56 PM.
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05-15-2007, 12:46 PM
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Calgary
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Some Falwellisms:
"I believe that global warming is a myth. And so, therefore, I have no conscience problems at all and I'm going to buy a Suburban next time."
The Jews are returning to their land of unbelief. They are spiritually blind and desperately in need of their Messiah and Savior.
"If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."
"Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them."
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05-15-2007, 12:59 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sunshine Coast
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ayrahb
Some Falwellisms:
"I believe that global warming is a myth. And so, therefore, I have no conscience problems at all and I'm going to buy a Suburban next time."
The Jews are returning to their land of unbelief. They are spiritually blind and desperately in need of their Messiah and Savior.
"If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."
"Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them."
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It's strange how 'born again Christians' seem to have no interest in the environment and deny that man is responsible to our earth. Nothing like sticking your head in the sand and not what I've read in the bible.
The rest of the quotes just show his further ignorance by judging others but I'll stop here about speaking ill of the dead.
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05-15-2007, 01:03 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: The wagon's name is "Gaudreau"
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And somewhere on Sesame Street, Bert and Ernie are high-fiving.
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05-15-2007, 01:06 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The Void between Darkness and Light
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good riddance.
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05-15-2007, 01:10 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Chiefs Kingdom, Yankees Universe, C of Red.
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I wonder if Larry Flint will attend the funeral?
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05-15-2007, 01:25 PM
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Acerbic Cyberbully
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: back in Chilliwack
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Wow.
I didn't see that one coming. How will Falwell's death affect the religious right, and conservative Christianity? Will the extremists be galvanized, or will there be a vacuum created in his very noticable absence?
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05-15-2007, 01:31 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Textcritic
Wow.
I didn't see that one coming. How will Falwell's death affect the religious right, and conservative Christianity? Will the extremists be galvanized, or will there be a vacuum created in his very noticable absence?
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hopefully a vacuum is created, swallowing up all the crazy evangelists out there...kirk cameron included.
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05-15-2007, 01:32 PM
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CP Pontiff
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Textcritic
Wow.
I didn't see that one coming. How will Falwell's death affect the religious right, and conservative Christianity?
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. . . . there's no where to go but up. 
Thanks for coming out folks. I got a million of them. Try the veal.
Cowperson
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05-15-2007, 01:40 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: The wagon's name is "Gaudreau"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowperson
. . . . there's no where to go but up.
Thanks for coming out folks. I got a million of them. Try the veal.
Cowperson |
Zing!
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05-15-2007, 02:31 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Chiefs Kingdom, Yankees Universe, C of Red.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
Do you actually feel bad for his family, or are you just saying that. People always say things like that here when a celebrity or someone dies that they don't know. Maybe I am heartless but when Joan Rivers' uncle dies in a fire I don't feel bad, not because he was bad, it because I didn't know him.
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But if Joan Rivers' Uncle's dog dies in a fire. We should all cry and hold hands.
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05-15-2007, 02:35 PM
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One of the Nine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by burn_baby_burn
I wonder if Larry Flint will attend the funeral?
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Damn. Beat me to it.
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05-15-2007, 02:37 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Thank god...?
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