Piece in today's Post is absolutely hilarious. You need an account to read the entire article, but here's an excerpt:
NASDAQ snubbed
Quote:
Nasdaq wounded by al-Qaeda snub
Satire
Rob McKenzie
National Post
August 5, 2004
NEW YORK - Officials at the Nasdaq stock market are red-faced after being entirely excluded from this week's list of key financial institutions targeted by al-Qaeda.
"This must never happen again," vowed a visibly shaken Ernie Lucci, Nasdaq chief executive. "Al-Qaeda cannot be allowed to snub America's most dynamic and exciting securities marketplace. This is a serious insult to the New Economy and it shall not go unanswered."
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