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Old 05-10-2007, 01:44 PM   #1
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A virus contracted through oral sex is the cause of some throat cancers, say US scientists. HPV infection was found to be a much stronger risk factor than tobacco or alcohol use, the Johns Hopkins University study of 300 people found.
The New England Journal of Medicine study said the risk was almost nine times higher for people who reported oral sex with more than six partners. But experts said a larger study was needed to confirm the findings.

I expect a large number of willing test subjects for this one... at least on one side of the equasion....

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Old 05-10-2007, 01:49 PM   #2
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Cancer? Gonnorhea was a no brainer but this seems a little odd!
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Old 05-10-2007, 01:51 PM   #3
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Oh....so many ways this could go where to start....If someone gets money and adequate test subjects to do a further study on this, I'd have to tip my hat to them.
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I don't think they need new test subjects, I'm pretty sure they can do just a short survey. No new sex needed. But seriously... 6 partners increases your risk by 9 times? Uncool.
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Old 05-10-2007, 01:52 PM   #5
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HPV does cause tumourous growths... I dont see why this is totally out of the question
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Wonder if I can volunteer for the Control Group of that study...
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Old 05-10-2007, 01:56 PM   #7
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This thread took a turn for the worse before it even started
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This thread is useless witout pics!!!!!
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Old 05-10-2007, 02:41 PM   #9
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HPV seems to cause cancer a lot. However, now that an HPV vaccine is available (also being called a cervical cancer vaccine), hopefully this type of throat cancer will be a thing of the past.
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Good God, what dosen't cause cancer these days?

I'm waaaaaaaay past 6 different partners AND I smoke......things apparently don't look good for me.
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don't believe it ladies. its left wing feminist propaganda. keep on doing what you're doing...
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I wonder if the number of partners you've had increases your risk past the 9 times... and whether or not the increase is exponential.
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O rly? Hrmm.. this seems a little odd tbh.. but I guess it has to be true. IMO this is bad because in some cases it was already a chore to talk someone into something, now they have a legit excuse :/
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Who else can hear the wheels turning in Firefly's head as she does the math?
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Who else can hear the wheels turning in Firefly's head as she does the math?

You calling me a ho? Maybe I haven't even hit 6... Jerk.
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We don't even need a test subject. Just get Marilyn Manson to test himself and see what happens.
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Who else can hear the wheels turning in Firefly's head as she does the math?

You do know that smileys reflect your own expression, right?
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You calling me a ho? Maybe I haven't even hit 6... Jerk.
Sorry. I was trying to be funny. I was not implying anything.

I was just commenting that you were intrigued by the numbers and I sensed a bit of alarm.

Sorry again.
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I don't think Jerk was meant as a statement but more of a proposition.
I'd better lend him my can of Axe...just to be safe.
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