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Old 03-28-2007, 07:16 AM   #1
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Default PROOF that Evolution is a Myth

...thanks to Peanut Butter

http://www.glumbert.com/media/peanutbutter
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Old 03-28-2007, 07:24 AM   #2
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Protozoa Butter and Jelly , yum yum!
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Old 03-28-2007, 07:43 AM   #3
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Wow.....just....wow....It makes so much sense!
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Old 03-28-2007, 07:49 AM   #4
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Hahahahaha... In 100 years, we've never seen new life in a jar of peanut butter.
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Old 03-28-2007, 08:23 AM   #5
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That Chuck Missler guy is really quite hilarious. Completely misunderstands/misrepresents science and fundamental truths/laws in science time and time again.

There are two long videos of his:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=496V7OR35vs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWdiQtp9LFo
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Old 03-28-2007, 08:32 AM   #6
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Yah, what were those crazy scientists thinking.....there was no peanut butter millions of years ago for evolution to take place in.
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Old 03-28-2007, 08:44 AM   #7
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Please evolution was already disproven by the banana.

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Old 03-28-2007, 08:50 AM   #8
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I'd like to see this guy explain on Orange.
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Old 03-28-2007, 08:53 AM   #9
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This guy doesn't even have an elementary understanding of science and the process of science. Let alone the understanding of the theory of evolution to come close to providing counter evidence about evolution.

I saw another interview with him were he said that the grand canyon was formed in a couple of days by a massive dam break that carved the rock. It is really quiet sad that this is the leading intellectual authority in creationism.
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Old 03-28-2007, 08:55 AM   #10
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I'd like to see this guy explain on Orange.
Blasphemy! The orange is a heathen fruit put here by the devil to test our faith!
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Old 03-28-2007, 09:02 AM   #11
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Am I the only one convinced that the guy was going to felate that banana? Stunning that anybody can even begin to believe these arguements.
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The sad thing is a ton of people acctually go along with this wack job....including some posters on this board I am sure....and I for one cannot wait until they stop by this thread and explain to us how mr.peanut butter is bang on the money.
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Old 03-28-2007, 09:06 AM   #13
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Does he realize that the banana he has is a genetic clone bred (evolved) over time to be the way it is; wild bananas are very different. And other cultures actually open the banana at the other end!

As for the peanut butter thing.. well maybe new life has sparked inside a jar, but who's looking?? Maybe some kid somewhere ate the evidence!
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Old 03-28-2007, 09:22 AM   #14
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I, for one, welcome our new spontaneous created peanut butter lifeform overlords
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As for the peanut butter thing.. well maybe new life has sparked inside a jar, but who's looking?? Maybe some kid somewhere ate the evidence!
Yeah you have to love his logic.....

"Evolution is false unless I open this one jar of peanut butter, out of the 10 trillion around the world, and find some new life. Ok lets see.......nope just as I thought nothing new in there, its false."

Nevermind the fact that if there was new life in there it probably wouldnt be seen with the naked eye, dude might want to be a little more scientific if he is going to try and use science to support his absurd claims.
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Yeah you have to love his logic.....

"Evolution is false unless I open this one jar of peanut butter, out of the 10 trillion around the world, and find some new life. Ok lets see.......nope just as I thought nothing new in there, its false."

Nevermind the fact that if there was new life in there it probably wouldnt be seen with the naked eye, dude might want to be a little more scientific if he is going to try and use science to support his absurd claims.
Not only that, but look at the ingredient list of a jar of peanut butter. Those preservatives are put in there to prevent certain things from growing.
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Not only that, but look at the ingredient list of a jar of peanut butter. Those preservatives are put in there to prevent certain things from growing.
Another very good point.
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Does he realize that the banana he has is a genetic clone bred (evolved) over time to be the way it is; wild bananas are very different. And other cultures actually open the banana at the other end!

As for the peanut butter thing.. well maybe new life has sparked inside a jar, but who's looking?? Maybe some kid somewhere ate the evidence!
Oh, I can readily accept that the shape of a banana is absolute proof that god exists. What I cannot believe is that other cultures open their bananas at the wrong end. I mean the banana has an easy-open tab! Obviously these other 'cultures' havn't heard the word of the lord yet.
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Old 03-28-2007, 09:55 AM   #19
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That Christian station is doing a pretty good job competing with the comedy network for me, some of the infomercials (which in theory are you to buy God) are just priceless.
This guy has changed the way I think about peanut butter.
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Old 03-28-2007, 10:00 AM   #20
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I think the fact that Brittney Spears is still breathing and taking up news space is proof enough that there is no god.
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