Mechanic: I have sex with cars

[ricosuave]

Wanted to beat Fotze to the punch...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007110349,00.html

[Slava]

"Some people even like to taste the mechanical fluids but thats going to far". LOL!

I was afraid to open this thread, but its exactly as advertised!

[Kool Keef]

Don't ask me why, but I just about died laughing when I read this:

"He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI."

The man's truely sick.

[icarus]

[Caged Great]

That is just so wrong.

[Kev]

I'm just looking forward to the "I have sex with appliances" thread.

[Caged Great]

Originally Posted by Kev

I'm just looking forward to the "I have sex with appliances" thread.

Well, it's pretty easy to get in contact with the media. Once you do, we'll have the "I have sex with applainces" thread.

[ricosuave]

Originally Posted by Kev

I'm just looking forward to the "I have sex with appliances" thread.

what, so you can come out?

j/k

[Daradon]

Hmmm, I'm not sure it's 'sex' unless the car is getting something out of it too.

Oil lube and filter?

[OutOfTheCube]

What...

This has to be an April Fools.

[Caged Great]

if it is, then it's a couple weeks early...

[J pold]

Even inbred hillbilly NASCAR fans think that is messed up…now if they where someone related to car…

[MoneyGuy]

Originally Posted by Kev

I'm just looking forward to the "I have sex with appliances" thread.

If a vibrator qualifies as an appliance, that would not be unusual.

[disco_inferno]

wtf

[Flameschick]

http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=432

[Vulcan]

Originally Posted by MoneyGuy

If a vibrator qualifies as an appliance, that would not be unusual.

I've read that girls say riding on the back of a Harley is better than a vibrator.

[Flames_Gimp]

Roflmao

[Flames_Gimp]