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Old 03-08-2007, 12:22 AM   #1
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Alright guys and gals, here is my lame ass attempt at a Calf-esque thread game since i have not seen any on here for a while..

So heres how it goes.. i say "would you rather X or Y" the person below me states their answer to the situation, and then creates the next question for the person below them.

to get the ball rolling...

would you rather have chicks (or guys) refer to your sexual ability as "the best two minutes of my life" or "the worst two hours"?
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Old 03-08-2007, 12:28 AM   #2
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would you rather...be rich and die young, or be poor and die old

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Old 03-08-2007, 12:32 AM   #3
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would you rather...be rich and die young, or be poor and die old

these threads rock!
Poor and old.

I reject the value judgment that rich = a fun and fulfilling life and poor is a miserable and interminable existence. I picked poor and old because old would give me more chance to have experiences whereas young and rich would be a brief and cursory existence. Probably.

Would you rather fight for your life with a crocodile or a bear?
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Old 03-08-2007, 01:26 AM   #4
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Living in Canada, I'd take the bear. Both would probably leave me dead, but I think I'd have a better chance with the bear.

Would you rather be forced to eat something that repulses you, or watch a movie (the whole thing) you hate?
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Old 03-08-2007, 01:31 AM   #5
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Bad movie I dont have the strongest Stomach

Would you rather have a girlfriend/ wife who likes and knows as much about the Flames and hockey as much as you OR have her know nothing at all but still enjoy it just to please you
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Old 03-08-2007, 01:34 AM   #6
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GF/Wife that knows and lifes the flames/hockey

Would you rather die naturally(Heart Disease, old age, etc...) or by an unnatural cause (Accidents or the likes)?
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Old 03-08-2007, 01:37 AM   #7
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Die naturally for sure.

Would you rather visit the U.K. or the U.S.A.?
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Old 03-08-2007, 01:38 AM   #8
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Would you rather visit the U.K. or the U.S.A.?
Hell of UK.

Would you rather time travel to the past or to the future?
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Old 03-08-2007, 01:42 AM   #9
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Future - how else am I gonna get that almanac?

OK, how about this - would you rather have 100 black jube jubes, or 10 red ones?

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Old 03-08-2007, 02:41 AM   #10
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Future - how else am I gonna get that almanac?

OK, how about this - would you rather have 100 black jube jubes, or 10 red ones?
red ones, i hate black jube jubes

would you rather have a night with a smoking hot, perfect 10/10 chick, or a night with 2 chicks who rate only modestly around 7-8/10 each?
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would you rather have a night with a smoking hot, perfect 10/10 chick, or a night with 2 chicks who rate only modestly around 7-8/10 each?
The Smoking hot chick. She would get ALL of my attention.

As for the two moderatly hot chicks... Been there, done that...


Would you rather makeout with a homeless persons armpit or drink a cup pint of your own blood?
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Old 03-08-2007, 07:31 AM   #12
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MMMMM pint of my own blood...

Would you rather die by firing sqaud or by hanging, lets call this the Sadam Question.
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Old 03-08-2007, 07:48 AM   #13
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Would you rather chew on tin foil or fall over and bang your front two teeth on a cement curb?
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Old 03-08-2007, 09:27 AM   #14
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I'm assuming chewing on tin foil has some serious negative side effects... so I'll say bang my two front teeth on a cement curb.

You're in prison, and "Bubba" (who happens to be 7'4", 350 lbs) gives you a choice... to give or receive. What do you choose?

And KG, if you answer, you can't say both!
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Old 03-08-2007, 09:33 AM   #15
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Give...you're only gay if you take it.

Oilers or Canucks for the Cup?
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Old 03-08-2007, 09:37 AM   #16
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Oil, that was tough, but the Canucks winning, I would never ever hear the end of it.


I'm all for the who would you rather tap, but this one is okay as well.

Would you rather burn to death or freeze to death?
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Old 03-08-2007, 09:55 AM   #17
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Freeze. Would be so peacefull.

Have flying ability or Invisibility?
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Old 03-08-2007, 09:58 AM   #18
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Invisibility for sure.

Would you rather be an NHL player or an NHL GM?
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Old 03-08-2007, 09:59 AM   #19
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Spend a night with Britney post haircut or Anna Nicole pre-death?
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Would you rather loose your hearing Or your eyesight?
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