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Old 02-14-2007, 08:16 PM   #1
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Wow, some weird ways to go.
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Old 02-14-2007, 08:44 PM   #2
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Haha someone wrote this at the end:

2007: anna nicole smith dies of being a total drugged up hoe
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Old 02-14-2007, 08:46 PM   #3
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Haha someone wrote this at the end:

2007: anna nicole smith dies of being a total drugged up hoe
LOL, where did you see that?
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Old 02-14-2007, 08:55 PM   #4
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Old 02-14-2007, 09:09 PM   #5
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1327: Edward II of England, after being deposed and imprisoned by his Queen consortIsabella and her lover Roger Mortimer, was rumored to have been murdered by having a red-hot iron inserted into his anus.

Ummm, Ouch!!
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Old 02-14-2007, 09:09 PM   #6
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Haha someone wrote this at the end:

2007: anna nicole smith dies of being a total drugged up hoe
This is why Wikpedia can be a joke...now look what it says:

"2007: Anna Nicole Smith, collapsed after masturbating. Her orgasm was so powerful, it would send Chuck Norris Flying around the sun 23 times."
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Old 02-14-2007, 09:14 PM   #7
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This is why Wikpedia can be a joke...now look what it says:

"2007: Anna Nicole Smith, collapsed after masturbating. Her orgasm was so powerful, it would send Chuck Norris Flying around the sun 23 times."
A joke to say that least, that made me burst out laughing.
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A joke to say that least, that made me burst out laughing.
Meh.....to each is own but I cannot laugh at her death. If she wasnt the mother of a young infant daughter then yeah maybe...but everytime I think of her I think of that kid....that is rough.
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Old 02-14-2007, 09:27 PM   #9
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A joke to say that least, that made me burst out laughing.
LOL.me too..are we going to hell?
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LOL.me too..are we going to hell?
Yes, myself as well.
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1327: Edward II of England, after being deposed and imprisoned by his Queen consortIsabella and her lover Roger Mortimer, was rumored to have been murdered by having a red-hot iron inserted into his anus.

Ummm, Ouch!!
Why do people try to soften things like this, inserted, only in the purest sense of the word. But at least this started a trend that was carried over to Jeoffrey Dahlmer
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Old 02-14-2007, 10:17 PM   #12
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Anna Nicole Smith? Please, who gives a sh*t? People die everyday.


The jockey story is funny, I've always said that the midegets riding the horses don't make a differnence in the race.
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Old 02-14-2007, 10:19 PM   #13
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This is why Wikpedia can be a joke...now look what it says:

"2007: Anna Nicole Smith, collapsed after masturbating. Her orgasm was so powerful, it would send Chuck Norris Flying around the sun 23 times."
With the drugs she was on, I doubt she could have an orgasm.
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Old 02-14-2007, 10:28 PM   #14
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1999: Owen Hart, a World Wrestling Federation wrestler, died before a match when he fell 78 feet onto a metal turnbuckle after accidentally triggering an early release from a cable that was lowering him from the stadium rafters into the ring. He had been scheduled to win the WWF Intercontinental Championship that night.

RIP Owen :/
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I wonder how many deaths WOW will cause before its time is up
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