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Old 02-11-2011, 02:10 PM   #1
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Default 6 Warning Labels Every Man Must Read By Valentine's Day

http://www.someecards.com/2011/02/11...valentines-day

Can you all add any to the list?

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Damn it, so a Teddy Bear with roses sent to her office is not the greatest idea. Damnit.
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Old 02-11-2011, 02:54 PM   #3
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dark chocolate is infinitely better than milk chocolate
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Just buy the chocolates YOU like. What can be simpler? And attach some sort of a romantic poem to the box - for instance...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
U have a great azz
And I want to fata you
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Old 02-11-2011, 02:59 PM   #5
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dark chocolate is infinitely better than milk chocolate
I'm a milk chocolate guy, but I swear every girl I know absolutely loves dark chocolate. So yeah, I'm not so sure about that one.
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All of that in the article is true actually- roses die, dinners are overpriced and too crowded, chocolates suck and are fattening, stuffed bears will be thrown away, etc- the only good gift to get (as a woman) is jewelery or a good bag/purse in my opinion. Doesn't really have to be expensive. Add in some good sex, and then Valentine's day is complete
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Just buy the chocolates YOU like. What can be simpler? And attach some sort of a romantic poem to the box - for instance...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
U have a great azz
And I want to fata you
and this is going inside the card

That should make up for forgetting about Valentine's Day last year!
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Old 02-11-2011, 03:09 PM   #8
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Step 1: Cut a hole in a box...
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Flowers die but ladies love 'em. If you're trying to turn a V-day gift into some kind of long-term investment that retains its value you're not getting the point of the occasion.
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Step 2: Put your d*** in the box.
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All of that in the article is true actually- roses die, dinners are overpriced and too crowded, chocolates suck and are fattening, stuffed bears will be thrown away, etc- the only good gift to get (as a woman) is jewelery or a good bag/purse in my opinion. Doesn't really have to be expensive. Add in some good sex, and then Valentine's day is complete
I wonder when we'll just cut the crap and the credit card will become the universal gift for every occasion.
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I wonder when we'll just cut the crap and the credit card will become the universal gift for every occasion.
That works too..
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All of that in the article is true actually- roses die, dinners are overpriced and too crowded, chocolates suck and are fattening, stuffed bears will be thrown away, etc- the only good gift to get (as a woman) is jewelery or a good bag/purse in my opinion. Doesn't really have to be expensive. Add in some good sex, and then Valentine's day is complete
I'd rather cut to the chase and get to the good sex right away. Jewelry or bags/purse can come later
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