Awesome Joke.......

[chris lindberg]

I stole this joke from a guy at HF......

A woman goes into a tatoo parlor and she is a huge hockey fan. She tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of Wayne Gretzky on her inner thigh.

The guy figures it is a bit weird, but goes ahead and does the work. After about an hour he is finished and passes the woman a mirror. She looks down at the mirror and says with disgust...."That doesn't look a thing like Wayne Gretzky. Do it again on the other side, and this time get it right."

The guy is a little frustrated but gets back to work and does the job again, and in an hour and a half wipes his brow and hands the lady the mirror. "I am sure you will be pleased this time."

The lady looks down at the mirror and says "I can't believe it. What a terrible job. That again looks nothing like the Great One, you're pathetic."

The guy is flabbergasted. He grabs the woman by the arm and drags her out front of the store and stops the first man he sees. He points to the tattoos and says....

"NOW WHO'S THAT???!!!"

The man says..."I don't know who the two wingers are but the centre sure looks like Lanny McDonald."

[chris lindberg]

[Agamemnon]

I'm in Vancouver right now visiting family. Naturally, at the local pub, I started badmouthing Vancouver and pumping the Flames.

A guy next to me leans over after I make a Cloutier comment and says;

Him: "You shouldn't be mean to that guy... it's really too bad what happened to him..."
Me: "You mean getting injured in the playoffs?"
Him: "No, didn't you hear? He tried to commit suicide.
Me: "Really?!?! I never heard about this, is it recent??
Him: "Yeah, he threw himself in front of a car, but it went between his legs".

[calf]

Originally posted by Agamemnon@Oct 15 2004, 07:35 PM
I'm in Vancouver right now visiting family. Naturally, at the local pub, I started badmouthing Vancouver and pumping the Flames.

A guy next to me leans over after I make a Cloutier comment and says;

Him: "You shouldn't be mean to that guy... it's really too bad what happened to him..."
Me: "You mean getting injured in the playoffs?"
Him: "No, didn't you hear? He tried to commit suicide.
Me: "Really?!?! I never heard about this, is it recent??
Him: "Yeah, he threw himself in front of a car, but it went between his legs".

That joke never gets old!!!

I remember my dad telling it to me as a young(er) lad...'cept with Mike Vernon, or more recently, Roman Turek :P

[Agamemnon]

Originally posted by calf+Oct 16 2004, 01:54 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (calf @ Oct 16 2004, 01:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Agamemnon@Oct 15 2004, 07:35 PM
I'm in Vancouver right now visiting family. Naturally, at the local pub, I started badmouthing Vancouver and pumping the Flames.

A guy next to me leans over after I make a Cloutier comment and says;

Him: "You shouldn't be mean to that guy... it's really too bad what happened to him..."
Me: "You mean getting injured in the playoffs?"
Him: "No, didn't you hear? He tried to commit suicide.
Me: "Really?!?! I never heard about this, is it recent??
Him: "Yeah, he threw himself in front of a car, but it went between his legs".

That joke never gets old!!!

I remember my dad telling it to me as a young(er) lad...'cept with Mike Vernon, or more recently, Roman Turek :P [/b][/quote]
Yeah, I thought it was too funny for some bar-fly in Langley to have originated it. Never heard it though, it was friggin hilarious.

[Fobulous]

That is awesome.... man I have never heard that joke before....


Its funny how in Cloutiers case there is a good possibility that could happen...

[Superfraggle]

Originally posted by calf+Oct 15 2004, 07:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (calf @ Oct 15 2004, 07:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Agamemnon@Oct 15 2004, 07:35 PM
I'm in Vancouver right now visiting family. Naturally, at the local pub, I started badmouthing Vancouver and pumping the Flames.

A guy next to me leans over after I make a Cloutier comment and says;

Him: "You shouldn't be mean to that guy... it's really too bad what happened to him..."
Me: "You mean getting injured in the playoffs?"
Him: "No, didn't you hear? He tried to commit suicide.
Me: "Really?!?! I never heard about this, is it recent??
Him: "Yeah, he threw himself in front of a car, but it went between his legs".

That joke never gets old!!!

I remember my dad telling it to me as a young(er) lad...'cept with Mike Vernon, or more recently, Roman Turek :P [/b][/quote]
On one of the Don Cherry videos they have an old clip of him interviewing Bobby Orr, and Orr tells the joke with...Cheevers? as the goalie. Might've been someone else

[JBR]

3 Hockey fans are walking through the park. They come across the nude body of a dead woman. Fan 1 suggests they cover the body and seek the police. He takes his Flames hat and places it on a breast. The Montreal fan takes his hat off and places it on the other breast. The Oiler fan takes his hat off and covers her crotch. They return with the officer and he begins to investigate.. He lifts the Flames cap, looks, replaces it and writes some notes.. Takes off the Habs cap, looks, replaces it and writes some notes... He then picks up the Oiler cap, looks.... pauses, lifts the hat again and looks....pauses.. When he goes to lift the hat a 3rd time, the Oiler fan says "Hey man, are you some kind of pervert or something?"....

The officer replies, "No I'm just a little comfused. Usually when I look under an Edmonton Oilers cap, I see an a$$hole!!"