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Old 10-14-2004, 08:21 AM   #1
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I was asleep honey, honest!

Aussie woman has sex with strangers while completely asleep! Whodathunkit?
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Old 10-14-2004, 08:29 AM   #2
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Thats some ######ed up sh*t.
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Old 10-14-2004, 08:39 AM   #3
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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa righttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt. I can see an entire league of men and women trying this one in court. Sheesh.
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Old 10-14-2004, 08:43 AM   #4
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But if she has sex while asleep, why doesn't she just jump her husband who is right next to her??

I call BS on this one; just a cheating slut who doesn't want to lose too much money in the divorce.
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Old 10-14-2004, 09:10 AM   #5
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Originally posted by I_H8_Crawford@Oct 14 2004, 02:43 PM
But if she has sex while asleep, why doesn't she just jump her husband who is right next to her??

I call BS on this one; just a cheating slut who doesn't want to lose too much money in the divorce.
I know! It just doesn't add up does it? Using condoms and everything but claiming to be sleepwalking? I don't buy it for a second.
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Old 10-14-2004, 10:34 AM   #6
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The middle-aged woman had no idea that she was sneaking from her house at night in search of sex with random strangers

I wonder if she was sleep driving too? Maybe sleep dressing, sleep putting on makeup, sleep driving and sleep whoring in the neighbourhood pub.

Ooooooooooookay there
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Old 10-14-2004, 10:45 AM   #7
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Seems fishy, but,

http://health.yahoo.com/health/centers/sle...orders/138.html

The sleep walking activity may include simply sitting up and appearing awake while actually asleep, getting up and walking around, or complex activities such as moving furniture, going to the bathroom, dressing and undressing, and similar activities. Some people even drive a car while actually asleep. The episode can be very brief (a few seconds or minutes) or can last for 30 minutes or longer.

http://www.sleepdisorderchannel.net/...ng/index.shtml

Current Research on Sleepwalking
Currently, there is nonspecific medical evidence that suggests that there may be psychiatric issues involved in sleepwalking and that the actions of sleepwalkers in certain cases may not be autonomous and need to be reevaluated.

For example, in Britain, a man actually killed someone while sleepwalking. The issue is whether or not to acquit the defendant on the basis of autonomic actions or to find him insane and, therefore, release him to treatment for mental illness. Subsequently, there is controversy surrounding an individual’s right to plead insanity in cases like this, which complicates our perspective of agency in sleepwalking behavior. Sleepwalking is not currently defined or treated as a mental illness.
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