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Old 12-21-2006, 11:05 AM   #1
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Old 12-21-2006, 11:06 AM   #2
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yeah right, she probably snuck out at night and hit the clubs.
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Old 12-21-2006, 11:28 AM   #3
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I've always thought that the concept of a virgin birth was such a raw deal. I'd imagine the notion of a woman having her hooha stretched out like a gym class parachute without the fun of sex isn't that appealing to all the females.
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Old 12-21-2006, 11:31 AM   #4
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What a tramp.
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Old 12-21-2006, 11:40 AM   #5
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The return of the Messiah is as a dragon? We're ****ed. That just REEKS of the apocalypse
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Great. How long before women ultimately find men completely dispensible.
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They could have used this in Jurassic park instead of the frog DNA thing.
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They could have used this in Jurassic park instead of the frog DNA thing.
That a dragon gives birth to a T-Rex?
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Old 12-21-2006, 01:22 PM   #9
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That a dragon gives birth to a T-Rex?
That female reptiles can spontaneously reproduce without fertilization without needing their DNA tampered with.
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Old 12-21-2006, 03:18 PM   #10
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Dr. Malcolm, is that you?
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