Best/Funniest Saying Ever.

[MagicallyAdept]

I just thought about this idea for a thread while reading the post about Mel Gibson saying "sugar tits". Which is just so funny, everytime i say it i make myself laugh. What else have you heard or even made up that makes you chuckle like a schoolbuy drawing a crudely drawn c*ck on the blackboard above the teachers head. "honey muff" gets a thumbs up too (haha).

[TheyCallMeBruce]

Well...I'm into toilet humor, so "Explosive Diarrhea" cracks me up.

[Cowperson]

I've always liked the Aussie saying for "puke" which is "Technocolor yawn."

Cowperson

[MagicallyAdept]

Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce

Well...I'm into toilet humor, so "Explosive Diarrhea" cracks me up.

That always made me laugh too until i heard the term "creeping stool" which is making me laugh right now just typing it!

[Looger]

cartman's 'hangover black' gets me every time, and it's not quite part of the common vernacular so most people haven't heard it.

[Flashpoint]

Mexican Hangover

(explosive diarrhea)


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[Teh_Bandwagoner]

No p ussyfooting around!

[CaptainCrunch]

"Spoon" - The Tick

[JiriHrdina]

A couple of my faves.

"Something smells rotten in Denmark"
"He's lost the plot"

Some good meeting ones:
"Let's run 'er up the flag pole and see if anyone salutes"
"Let's throw her on the ground and see if the cat licks it up"

And the best of all time for use when a meeting is getting offtrack:

"Now I realize that everyone here wants to **** on the fire to see what it smells like but let's stay focused".

[troutman]

Originally Posted by Cowperson

I've always liked the Aussie saying for "puke" which is "Technocolor yawn."

Cowperson

Or in BC, "delivering the street pizza".

I always laugh at the Monster Truck ads: "We'll sell you the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge!"

[Frank the Tank]

One from my boss when he was really hungover;

"I fell like a coyote ate me and shat me over a cliff"

[Barnes]

Originally Posted by Frank the Tank

One from my boss when he was really hungover;

"I fell like a coyote ate me and shat me over a cliff"

"I feel like a bag of smashed @$$*ol*s"

[Frank the Tank]

Originally Posted by Barnes

"I feel like a bag of smashed @$$*ol*s"

Oooooooh good one. He pulled that one out a few weeks ago!

[Sainters7]

Id always laugh when my British great uncle would find me bein lazy somewhere and would tell me to "quit wankin"

[kermitology]

Originally Posted by troutman

I always laugh at the Monster Truck ads: "We'll sell you the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge!"

Friday, Saturday, Sunday at the Pengrowth Saddledome!! Super value seats still just TEN DOLLARS! You'll pay for the whole seat, but YOU'LL ONLY USE THE EDGE OF IT

[OilersBaby]

Well, the Pittsburgh Penguins announcer guy who used the phrases:
I remembered some of them, but thought I'd look the rest of em up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Lange.

"I'll be cow-kicked!
"Oh no, Eddie Spaghetti!"
"Hallelujah Hollywood!"
"Heeeeeeeeeeeee shoots and scores!"
"It would take a miracle on Grant Street to come back from this deficit."
"Scratch my back with a hacksaw!"
"Well shave my face with a rusty razor!"
"Great balls of fire!"
"He was hit so hard his kids will be born dizzy"
"He's handing out checks like it's the first of the month!"
"He's like a bull in a china shop!"
"Donna needs a donut!"
"He left the defensemen on the parkway going to the airport!"
"Look out Loretta!"
"Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one too!"
"He doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch"
"Michael, Michael, Motorcycle"
"He hasn't scored since the eighth-grade picnic."
"Never teach a pig to sing!"
"Get in the fast lane Grandma, the bingo game's ready to roll!"
"She wants to sell my monkey!"
"Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Creek!" (In western Pennsylvania, some people pronounce creek as "crick")
"He beat him like a rented mule!"
"They are buzzing like beeeees around a hive!"
"They threw everything at him but the kitchen sink!"
"He put (insert player name) on his wallet!"
"He's all over 'em like a new pair of shoes."
"Big Ben strikes one."
"Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building!"
"Book 'em Danno!"
"He picked his pocket like he was walking down 5th Avenue"
"If you missed this, shame on you for six weeks."
"He's smilin' like a butcher's dog"
"He takes the heat out of a hot kitchen"
"How much fried chicken can you eat?"
"He gave 'em more moves than Mae West."
"You ain't nothin' but a hound dog!"
"Oh slap me silly Sidney!"
"Get that dog off my lawn!"
"And the kitchen is closed!"
"He smoked him like a bad cigar!" (originally stated in Czech when the Penguins had Jaromir Jagr)
"Go ahead, make my day!"
"You'd have to be here to believe it!"
"You can spit-shine your shoes, 'cause the Pens are going dancing with Lord Stanley!"
"Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley, bring me the brandy!"
"Go for it, Mario; go for it."
"Never sit on a bald man's hat."
"Lets go hunt moose on a Harley!"

My favorite of course was "he beat em like a rented mule", but most of em cracked me up! HAHAH

[JBR]

"You may look like my mother, but you're not!"

[Sled]

One guy to another in the locker room: "Who you going to please with that little thing?"

Respondent: "ME!"

[J pold]

“Chicks are for Fags!”
“Billy yah little Poofter”
“You don’t wanna go down dat road, anit no good down dat road”
“Kiss Chicks?”
“Loser ****ed”
“I feel like a bucket of Yuck”
“She was Woof”
“Puke”
“Barf”
“Look at our LIVES!” (Works well when naked and throwing up)
“Quit holding Your Dicks!”

[TheyCallMeBruce]

Apparently, my coworkers think I have one of the best lines. I came into work one day sick, and one of my coworkers asked how I was feeling, I told her "I feel like i just gave birth to typhoid."

Now everyone uses it whenever someone is sick.