11-30-2006, 02:36 PM
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CP Pontiff
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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Spray on condoms
From the wonderful people who brought you World War II . . . spray on condoms. What'll they think of next?
Krause's team (spraykondom.de) is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom.
"It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides," he said. "We call it the '360 degree procedure' - once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash."
http://www.latimes.com/features/heal...home-headlines
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11-30-2006, 02:48 PM
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All I can get
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What happens when the overspray gets into your short n' curlies? Removing that would hurt, I'd think. L'il bits o' rubber fused to the hairs you can either pick at or apply some sort of solvent to. Ouch.
Prolonged usage of this aerosol product may lead to use of Ronco Spray-On Hair to compensate and before you know it, the ozone layer is shot.
Dummkopfs.
Last edited by Reggie Dunlop; 11-30-2006 at 03:23 PM.
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11-30-2006, 03:04 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Wow, that seems needlessly complicated.
I think I'll stick with the old fashioned method....you know...pulling out. 
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11-30-2006, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz
Wow, that seems needlessly complicated.
I think I'll stick with the old fashioned method....you know...pulling out. |
That's my favourite form of birth control
"When in doubt, pull out!"
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11-30-2006, 03:09 PM
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island
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Quote:
Originally Posted by albertGQ
That's my favourite form of birth control
"When in doubt, pull out!"
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Well you ARE Catholic, right?
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Who is in charge of this product and why haven't they been fired yet?
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11-30-2006, 03:11 PM
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by albertGQ
That's my favourite form of birth control
"When in doubt, pull out!"
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What about STD's? You don't want to be going to the doctor saying, "Hey Doc, it hurts when I pee."
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11-30-2006, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by kermitology
Well you ARE Catholic, right?
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Not practising
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11-30-2006, 03:25 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hell
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop
What happens when the overspray gets into your short n' curlies? Removing that would hurt, I'd think. L'il bits o' rubber fused to the hairs you can either pick at or apply some sort of solvent to. Ouch.
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uhhh ever hear of a razor? 
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11-30-2006, 03:26 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Calgary
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haha, how'd I know FG would make a post in this thread... You slay me man. Funniest on CP easily.
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11-30-2006, 03:26 PM
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All I can get
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp
uhhh ever hear of a razor? |
Ever hear of the biting sting of Old Spice on tender regions?
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11-30-2006, 03:38 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Wet Coast
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as IF it's the guys' job to worry about birth control. 
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11-30-2006, 03:46 PM
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In Your MCP
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Watching Hot Dog Hans
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop
Ever hear of the biting sting of Old Spice on tender regions?
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Well, for an old fart like yourself you could always switch to Brut.... 
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11-30-2006, 03:46 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazy Flamer
What about STD's? You don't want to be going to the doctor saying, "Hey Doc, it hurts when I pee."
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Okay first of all, STD's are totally a myth, you know, like the Loc Ness Monster, and the female orgasm.
That being said, if they did exist, they'd probably only be a punishment for the wicked, such as those who use condoms. So it's all good. 
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11-30-2006, 03:46 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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How does it make the tip?
I think I prefer applying the normal kind...
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Originally Posted by Grimbl420
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Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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11-30-2006, 03:49 PM
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All I can get
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Leave it to the Germans. They've probably got a 49-letter word for decorating penises. Bet there's tons of gloomy Bauhaus-listening graffitti artists in Berlin who'll snap up this product.
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11-30-2006, 04:00 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Not sure
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop
Ever hear of the biting sting of Old Spice on tender regions?
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You spray Old Spice on your junk?
I'm with others. If your g/f aint on the pill, pull early.
If I HAD to go back, I sure wouldn't go with the spray and pray method.
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11-30-2006, 04:03 PM
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All I can get
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Originally Posted by GoinAllTheWay
You spray Old Spice on your junk?
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Nosirree.
Just not predisposed to applyin' the ol' Gillette TracII in the area.
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11-30-2006, 04:31 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: back in the 403
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Goddamn I hate condoms. Not to say you shouldnt use one, I still do. But once you've been dating someone for awhile, and you know youre both fine, time to just rely on the pill. Thank God those are so popular now, practically every girl uses them now. Condoms are such moodbreakers. "Hold on a sec honey, I just gotta put some rubber on my dick".
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11-30-2006, 04:31 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hell
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazy Flamer
What about STD's? You don't want to be going to the doctor saying, "Hey Doc, it hurts when I pee."
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I don't care if you are a doctor, Chlamydia is a soup..i seen it in the grocery store myself
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11-30-2006, 04:35 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hell
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SpitFire40
haha, how'd I know FG would make a post in this thread... You slay me man. Funniest on CP easily.
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Glad I could be of service
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