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Old 11-16-2006, 03:04 PM   #1
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Default Todays "Goat" news

as brought to you by the weird and whacky...

(1) A traffic officer in eastern Ontario, who ticketed a speeding motorist from Switzerland in September, said the driver blamed it on the lack of goats. He told the officer that he felt liberated to drive fast because, unlike in his country, there were no goats wandering onto the highway.

(2) Authorities in the Nigerian village of Isseluku arrested a man for killing his brother in September, but the man insisted that he had only tried to move a goat from his farm but that when it wouldn't move, he hit it with an ax, at which point it turned into his brother.
(according to an Associated Press report). [BBC News-AFP, 9-7-06] [South Florida Sun-Sentinel-AP, 9-17-06]
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Old 11-16-2006, 03:08 PM   #2
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The Nigerian guy was probably humping the goat and thus the mixup!!!
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