11-16-2006, 10:30 PM
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island
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lol..
Mr. Lauren Pronger
http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/in...=Chris_Pronger
The Phaneuf entry was funny too.
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Who is in charge of this product and why haven't they been fired yet?
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11-16-2006, 11:07 PM
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Resident Videologist
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Calgary
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How many goons do we have on this site? 3 others at least by my count.
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11-16-2006, 11:24 PM
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Resident Videologist
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Calgary
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Possibly the best defensive prospect to grace the National Hockey League since Mr. Lauren Pronger, Dion Phaneuf is scarier than the first 45 minutes of Jaws and the original radio broadcast of War of the Worlds put together. And then his interviews end and he goes out and plays hockey.
Known primarily for his big hits, big one-timer, and love of Shakespeare, Phaneuf scored 20 goals in his rookie season on a Calgary Flames team that managed to score just 21 goals all season. He also led NHL rookies in the all-important "intimidating stares."
Phaneuf did not win the 2006 Calder Trophy due to East coast bias, but probably beat up Alexander Ovechkin and took it anyway.
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Hahaha, this is classic.
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11-16-2006, 11:32 PM
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Likes Cartoons
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LOL...I'm sure Huselius will appreciate this remark
The organization's methods of indoctrination were called into question by experts after convicted rapist and pedophile Kristian Huselius emerged to prove an able first-line complement to star winger Jarome Iginla.
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11-16-2006, 11:38 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Richmond, BC
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"For thousands of years humans were oppressed - as some of us still are - by the notion that the universe is a marionette whose strings are pulled by a god or gods, unseen and inscrutable." - Carl Sagan
Freedom consonant with responsibility.
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11-16-2006, 11:44 PM
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/in...?title=New_NHL
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A New NHL game can be recognized by the sound of ****ty sports broadcasters announcing that a particular penalty, especially hooking and holding, would not have been called in the Old NHL. This is promptly followed by 12 occurences of hooking and holding which go largely unnoticed.
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11-16-2006, 11:55 PM
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n00b!
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Pierre's main talent is his ability to analyze even the most irrelevant, insipid detail of a play and rant and rave about it with a bizarre and irritating crescendo.
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11-16-2006, 11:57 PM
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n00b!
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Oh man! This site is hilarious!!
Big Body Presence is arbitrarily defined as the presence of a large body anywhere upon the ice surface in a New NHL game. As the most important skill a player can have, big body presence is often heralded by announcers with brain damage, such as Pierre McGuire. More realistically, however, big body presence can be defined as an intangible with little value on the scoresheet, unlike valuable attributes such as puck poise. This ability allows the homer fan to champion his player as being superior, when in reality, they are still a Columbus Blue Jacket.
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11-16-2006, 11:59 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Calgary, AB
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Fellow goon checking in!
You'll find a few of us in SAS trying to give the beat down to those loser Canucks fans night in night out
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11-17-2006, 03:08 AM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Richmond, BC
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Originally Posted by HelloHockeyFans
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LOL.
I think that was DL. Anyone else remember that classic (HF) thread?
Nice to see the joke lives on some four years later.
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Freedom consonant with responsibility.
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11-17-2006, 03:15 AM
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#1 Goaltender
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haha
Mikka Kipprusoff: "Looking like he's stoned all the time"
Daryl Sutter: Darryl is one of 14 Sutter Brothers hailing from Viking, Alberta. The Alberta government is actually seriously considering changing the name of Viking to "Bonerville" because all the Sutters have huge boners.
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Last edited by Temporary_User; 11-17-2006 at 03:19 AM.
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11-17-2006, 05:19 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: home, calgary
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ahah wow someone sure put alot of time into this. Noticed a Tanguay page hasnt been made yet, ahah good thing one wasnt writen 10 games in2 the season
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11-17-2006, 11:14 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce
LOL...I'm sure Huselius will appreciate this remark
The organization's methods of indoctrination were called into question by experts after convicted rapist and pedophile Kristian Huselius emerged to prove an able first-line complement to star winger Jarome Iginla. |
LAW-SUIT!
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11-17-2006, 02:34 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2004
Location: YSJ (1979-2002) -> YYC (2002-2022) -> YVR (2022-present)
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Great find!
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Phaneuf travelled back in time and single-handedly won the 1972 Summit Series, but graciously let Paul Henderson take all the credit so as not to pollute the timeline.
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ROFL! 
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11-17-2006, 02:45 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Section 222
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I love Kippers career highlights...
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eating an entire Tim Horton's Chili and Bread Bowl - AND THEN HE ATE THE BOWL
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Awesome find!
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