11-07-2006, 10:28 PM
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
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INTRODUCING: CPHL Biography
Introducing the first in an alphabetical series of 32 Biographies of the General Managers of the Calgary Puck Hockey League (CPHL).
Angelino – Is that my midget?
Jim Alowishes Sra, born June 13, 1973, in Denver, Colorado to Harold and Agnes Sra. Angelino was born with only 9 toes (6 on one foot).
At the age of 7 Angelino sadly lost his father to a tragic party balloon accident. Angelino then moved to Detroit, Michigan where he was raised by his mother and step-father (Gunther McGillicuddy). Angelino’s first job came at the age of 11, he was hired as a Urinal Cake Taste Tester, and he held this job through school and into his early 20’s.
After graduating in 1996 from Western Michigan University with a degree in Underwater Basket Weaving, he got his first taste of managerial duties when a friend dared him to try his luck as a circus carnie supervisor. Shortly after, Angelino was successfully running a corn-dog stand, while supplementing his income by selling his body at night.
By 2000, Angelino's one man puppet show "Men Are Pigs" (which focused on a mans use of his girlfriend’s lotions), was made into a Showtime television special. The segment caught the attention of Los Angeles businessman Gary Humphreys who persuaded Angelino to move to California and make his play into a full feature adult motion picture.
Before the 2003 movie debut of Men are Pigs, Angelino made headlines by revealing that he had served time in prison from 1997 to 1999 for possession and distribution of narcotics to preschool children. However, his controversial admittance failed to affect the popularity of Men are Pigs, which made $1.25 million in its opening weekend and went on to gross over $23 million. Although Angelino’s acting was suspect the “greased midget stampede” scene has become Hollywood legend.
Currently Angelino is the General Manager of the Los Angeles Kings in the CPHL. He currently has his team of rag tag rejects sitting 6th in the HOWE Conference. His control of the Kings is masterful as he currently has 12 unanswered trade proposals on his team page. His nickname amongst other general managers is “Madam Underpants”.
Stay tuned for the next CPHL Biography: antithesis – The real reason he doesn’t have a capital letter in his name.
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11-07-2006, 10:34 PM
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Scoring Winger
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haha, that was funny...looking forward to more of these...great work
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11-07-2006, 10:35 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: N/A
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Man oh man you're nuts. Not sure i want to see mine!!! Hopefully you'll have this forgotten by then!
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11-07-2006, 10:38 PM
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Forget you? You are the reason they are in alphabetical order, I need the time to put more work into yours.
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11-07-2006, 10:45 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Calgary
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No love for agents eh???
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11-07-2006, 10:48 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Calgary
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Wow, great job!!!
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11-07-2006, 10:48 PM
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mccree
No love for agents eh???
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Does anyone?
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11-07-2006, 10:49 PM
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Franchise Player
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haha....Nice
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11-07-2006, 11:02 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: @robdashjamieson
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Glad P comes after M.... By the time you get Dave out of the way, there'll be nothing left to top yourself with.
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11-07-2006, 11:37 PM
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n00b!
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I believe Drunk will once again be tough to beat for the poster of the year award!
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11-07-2006, 11:37 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mccree
No love for agents eh???
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Thats why I am back as a GM.
Last edited by the_only_turek_fan; 11-07-2006 at 11:40 PM.
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11-08-2006, 12:25 AM
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Marshmallow Maiden
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Calgary
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This is great 
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11-08-2006, 01:01 AM
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Everyone's Favorite Oilfan!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: San Jose, California
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Simply awesome. Great work!
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11-08-2006, 08:32 AM
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Appealing my suspension
Join Date: Sep 2002
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I think I'm changing my name to Zylvanfan.
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11-08-2006, 09:13 AM
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Sleazy Banker
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Spruce Grove, Alberta Canada
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pretty funny stuff!!
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11-08-2006, 09:24 AM
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Ocean, NJ
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Hahahahahaha that was great
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