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Old 11-06-2006, 06:07 PM   #1
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I know this isn't the most ideal subject to discuss,but wondering if anyone here had experienced these before.I got them over the weekend and man they are painful,I missed work today,just wondering how long they last,I got some Prep H on the go but any other tips to help a fella out???Any info is appreciated.Thanks
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Old 11-06-2006, 06:33 PM   #2
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I know this isn't the most ideal subject to discuss,but wondering if anyone here had experienced these before.I got them over the weekend and man they are painful,I missed work today,just wondering how long they last,I got some Prep H on the go but any other tips to help a fella out???Any info is appreciated.Thanks
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Old 11-06-2006, 06:36 PM   #3
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Betcha that's not quite what he's looking for.....
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Old 11-06-2006, 06:37 PM   #4
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I know this isn't the most ideal subject to discuss,but wondering if anyone here had experienced these before.I got them over the weekend and man they are painful,I missed work today,just wondering how long they last,I got some Prep H on the go but any other tips to help a fella out???Any info is appreciated.Thanks
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Old 11-06-2006, 06:40 PM   #5
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Remembering an episode of Are You Being Served here... get one of those pillows like Captain Peacock.
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Old 11-06-2006, 07:00 PM   #6
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Remembering an episode of Are You Being Served here... get one of those pillows like Captain Peacock.
I believe they are known as "donuts".
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Old 11-06-2006, 07:17 PM   #7
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Thanks for all the info,but just wondering how long they last Does anyone know????
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Go see your doctor. I'm sure he/she can give you best advice.
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Old 11-06-2006, 07:30 PM   #9
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I havent been to a doctor in about 14 yrs.I don't have one out here.I think i'll just wait it out for a few days and ssee what happens.May have to sell my Tickets for tommorrow night unless I find one of those donut seats.
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I havent been to a doctor in about 14 yrs.I don't have one out here.I think i'll just wait it out for a few days and ssee what happens.May have to sell my Tickets for tommorrow night unless I find one of those donut seats.
Try a walk in clinc in your area.
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Old 11-06-2006, 08:10 PM   #11
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Appropriate thread for someone with a name like Brownie.....
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Old 11-06-2006, 08:14 PM   #12
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Why don't you google 'hemmorroids' ? (or however you spell it)
I'm sure you can find info on the net.
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Old 11-06-2006, 08:20 PM   #13
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I thought this was a thread about the Oilers.
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Old 11-06-2006, 08:22 PM   #14
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I thought it was Part 2, going along with the McNugget Sauce thread.
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Old 11-06-2006, 08:58 PM   #15
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Remembering an episode of Are You Being Served here... get one of those pillows like Captain Peacock.
Off-topic but that show is hilarious. I'd rather watch an episode of Are You Being Served over a lot of the other more famous british sitcomes.
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Old 11-06-2006, 08:59 PM   #16
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I've always wondered why they're called "Hemorroids" and not "Asteroids."
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Old 11-06-2006, 09:02 PM   #17
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^^ bet reg's avatar is exactly what Brownie's feelin right now

seriously though, you know you are getting waaaaayyy to comfortable around CP when...

This ranks up there with not knowing if you are circumsized
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dear god. don't go to the wiki site if you want to preserve your hemroid virgin eyes...

nasty nasty nasty..

i did not need to see that.

I feel really sorry for you if you have em that bad, brownie.
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Hahahahaha Fotze!
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